Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

Babylon Bee ^ | 03/05/2020 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

Sad days for failed squaw.

[Morgana]

He he he

[John Milner]

Did she happen to mention that the beads they had previously made by hand - are now-a-days made in Japan?

[PAR35]

She picked up one delegate in Indian Territory, two in North Carolina and 1 in Tennessee. That’s 4 delegates from Cherokee territory. And Georgia will report in later this month.

[dp0622]

The Cherokee expressed mixed emotions at seeing Warren return, from “Who are you?”

lol

[READINABLUESTATE]

Pow wow, Sweat lodge.

.. Must consult the great spirits.

[Grampa Dave]

She will walk a 1,000 miles barefooted and will be shunned except by those throwing old shoes at her.

[Newtoidaho]

Nice job, princess gray beaver. For your consolation prize you now get to live the rest of your life as a laughingstock and the butt of endless jokes.

[miserare]

Are those tears I see upon the high cheekbones of Princess Rain-in-the-face?

[SnuffaBolshevik]

May the fleas of a thousand bison infest her travois until that great day arrives when she goes to the Happy Hunting Ground.

[Beowulf9]

"May Great Spirit grant us another chance in 4 harvests." The Cherokee people looked confused, so she clarified: "That means years according to the Indian talk book I picked up." 🤣

[sgt_lau]

Hey! Gray beaver! The tribe took up a collection for some new clothes for you. Please burn black leotard.

[sauropod]

Me-um thinkum Crockajawea chapped from loincloth. Dance around lodge pole too long.

No smokeum peace pipe. Chief Running Mouth talkum soon about sexism.

Me-um plug-em ears. Sound-em like every brave’s first squaw.

[Mark]

Her constant smoke signals are polluting the air everywhere.

[patriotfury]

Gray Feather head too big for buffalo hat and white man dump truck, need invest many fire water, and take long journey to Mexican avocado smokes.

[T-Bird45]

Always love the Bee and this satire is top-shelf, especially the casino references. She couldn’t even get traction in OK (formerly Indian Territory), finished third on Super Tuesday.

[EC Washington]

Squaw could have played the slots with some of the pay-off Wampum she took for surrendering to the white man.

[Fiddlstix]

[Newbomb Turk]

You should have to resign your senate seat to run for President.

[rlmorel]

Gray Beaver says she will return in four harvests and make all white man pay.