Stop Thinking

I was thinking; If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed? Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?

I was thinking; If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleachbit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent?

I was thinking; If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

I was thinking; Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama's term were due to Climate Change and a plea for jobs.

I was thinking; We should stop calling them all 'Entitlements'. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn't be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients. The others were not.

I was thinking; If Liberals don't believe in biological gender then why did they march for women's rights?

I was thinking; How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the Primary from Bernie Sanders?

I was thinking; Why is it that Democrats think Super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the Electoral College?

I was thinking; If you don't want the FBI involved in elections, don't nominate someone who's being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking; If Hillary's speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

I was thinking; (this was the best) If Democrats don't want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it's all right for illegals to vote?

I read the news every morning. It makes my head spin. We are living in Bizarro World.

If a mentally-ill dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.

It’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.

Russians influencing our elections are bad, but Mexicans voting in our elections are good.

It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.

Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.

It’s wrong to steal, but it’s cool to demand that the government steal for you.

Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.

Illegals aren’t required to show ID, but citizens can’t buy cough medicine without it.

It’s okay for Iran to have nukes, but duck hunters should turn in their shotguns.

Citizens are fined if they don’t buy their own health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.

People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.

Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.

People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.

Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.

Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.

We demand that the government be in control of our health care, but then we are outraged when the government makes our health care decisions.

$5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.

If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.

Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants above the law.

Kids can’t bring peanut butter to school, but they can bring measles.

People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.

It’s terrible when the President says that Puerto Rico’s politicians are corrupt, but it’s wonderful when Puerto Rico’s politicians are kicked out of office for corruption.

Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.

We are $22 trillion dollars in debt, but we should throw money at every perceived problem like drunken sailors.

We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.

We demand high minimum wages for unskilled labor, and we demand unlimited illegal immigration of people who will work for peanuts.

Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.

Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.

Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.

Teachers want full-time pay for doing a bad job of teaching part-time.

If we don’t protest tax increases —these butt holes will keep adding on taxes -—just to support more tax increases for stupid projects they think are good! Like Frog protection...

Am I missing any?

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