Has someone wrote a “My Corona” version of The Knack song “My Sharona”?
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
Current, updated daily info on China info about their activity. Traffic, coal consumption, containers, etc.
Very useful.
Or “Why Does It Hurt When I Breathe?” - a knock-off of Frank Zappa’s “Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?”
I did, weeks ago:
Ooh, my little sniffling one, my sniffling one
When you gonna give me some time, Corona
Ooh, you make my nose run, my nose run
Got it coming down the line, Corona
Never gonna stop, fevered up, such a germy mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the’nfected kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to infect my eyes, Corona
Transmission’s a mystery, it gets to me
Running down the length of my mask, Corona
Never gonna stop, fevered up, such a germy mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the’nfected kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
When you gonna give to me, kerchief to me
Is it just a matter of time, Corona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game…