Skip to comments.Russians Declare Election Too Chaotic For Them To Successfully Interfere (Satire Alert - Satire)
Posted on 02/26/2020 2:03:03 AM PST by Enterprise
MOSCOWThe Russians were excited once again for a U.S. presidential election in which they could interfere to sow division and discord, but their excitement soon turned to dismay when they found an election already too chaotic for them to follow.
Evil leader of Russia and interferer of elections, Vladamir Putin, agreed. In our wildest ambitions, we never would have tried to get a straight out Communist to win the nomination in a major U.S. party, Putin said. I dont know how were supposed to interfere and add to that. Putin hung his head sadly. Its like people dont even need a Russia anymore.
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They’re chomping on popcorn, washing it down with vodka, and enjoying the show.
Bernie reminds them of the good ole’ days in the USSR.
LOL a good bit of truth in that satire. “When your enemy is self-destructing, let them.”
‘Is like people don’t even need Russia any more...’
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