There was a pic:
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1229495777405345792/BD9OzkEL?format=jpg&name=600x314
Posted on 02/19/2020 8:48:38 AM PST by simpson96
DeLand, Fla. - Police in DeLand say a 28-year-old shoplifting suspect was tasered while trying to run away, naked, from the crime scene, according to a report in The Daytona Beach News Journal.
Witnesses told investigators they saw Stefan Short stuffing his pants with steaks at the Save a Lot on N. Woodland Blvd.
“🥩 Florida man gets naked to escape DeLand store; ribeyes fall out of his pants 👖 https://t.co/87hLT9v5V7 — Steffi (@Steffi_Cole) February 18, 2020
Officers responded to the store after they were told a manager and civilian were struggling to hold the suspect to the ground, according to the News Journal.
Bystanders say Short wriggled out of his pants in order to get away and as his pants fell so did four ribeye steaks valued at $41.24.
The paper reports that police arrived to see the naked suspect fleeing from the store and used a taser when he refused to stop.
Short was arrested and taken to a hospital where it was discovered that one of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals.
Short has been charged with resisting an officer without violence, resisting a store employee while committing a theft and first-degree petty theft, according to the News Journal.
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Did Florida man properly season his legs first with a good dry rub?
Gives a new interpretation on grillin' an' chillin'
Did they let Florida Man rest for a few minutes after tasing him to the proper temperature?
There was a pic:
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1229495777405345792/BD9OzkEL?format=jpg&name=600x314
I don’t know where he works, but I’m betting it’ll be a while before he gets a raise.
ne of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals.....YES!! Finally found a good use for the shockey things.
Soon to be seen on ‘LIVE PD”.
Looks like Salmon for dinner tonight.....No that comes out of his girlfriends’ pants.
That's not a bug, that's a feature.
“Short was arrested and taken to a hospital where it was discovered that one of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals.
Short has been charged with resisting an officer without violence, resisting a store employee while committing a theft and first-degree petty theft, according to the News Journal.”
After all that, this may be one time when shoplifting $40 of stuff, and getting what he did at the location, might be a candidate for time served. Judge should think about that.
rwood
It seems like most of the women who wear yoga pants in public are the same women who should never wear yoga pants in public.
*PING* ?
Short took one in his shorts.
Talk about getting it in the shorts
Some crooks never loin
Love that phrase!
“Some crooks never loin”
*diet coke spew*
Are you stealing a salami or is you name John Holmes?
[He ALMOST Saved a Lot.]
LOL
Went in there a couple years ago up in the industrial / medium-sized business part of the city.
Once in awhile, it was an interesting shopping experience.
Comrade Bernie Sanders will put steaks in everyone’s pants after paying off all student debts with more public debt.
Must have been fun explaining that one to the insurance company.
That’s a classic worth saving.
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