Posted on 02/19/2020 8:48:38 AM PST by simpson96
DeLand, Fla. - Police in DeLand say a 28-year-old shoplifting suspect was tasered while trying to run away, naked, from the crime scene, according to a report in The Daytona Beach News Journal.
Witnesses told investigators they saw Stefan Short stuffing his pants with steaks at the Save a Lot on N. Woodland Blvd.
“🥩 Florida man gets naked to escape DeLand store; ribeyes fall out of his pants 👖 https://t.co/87hLT9v5V7 — Steffi (@Steffi_Cole) February 18, 2020
Officers responded to the store after they were told a manager and civilian were struggling to hold the suspect to the ground, according to the News Journal.
Bystanders say Short wriggled out of his pants in order to get away and as his pants fell so did four ribeye steaks valued at $41.24.
The paper reports that police arrived to see the naked suspect fleeing from the store and used a taser when he refused to stop.
Short was arrested and taken to a hospital where it was discovered that one of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals.
Short has been charged with resisting an officer without violence, resisting a store employee while committing a theft and first-degree petty theft, according to the News Journal.
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Quoting a Freeper from some time ago:
“It’s Florida, Jake”
“Short has been charged with resisting”
Boy, you can say that again.
There’s a video on youtube of a big fat lady who’s been caught shoplifting by stuffing items down her oversized yoga pants. The video shows her removing the items and putting them in a shopping cart. But the times she gets done she has filled two whole shopping carts. I kid you not.
“Short was arrested and taken to a hospital where it was discovered that one of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals.”
God’s way of telling him it’s not nice to be loping the pony.
Ball lightening ?
LOL
That meat has been flagged!
The store owner said: “I ain’t got no beef with that.”
Ohm!
Good to see Florida Man is active and healthy and on his regular work schedule.
I hadn’t heard anything from him in a couple weeks. I was worried he finally managed to kill himself somehow.
A joke rich post...
Please proceed....
The homeless don’t want it!
Don’t taze my genitals, bro!
......
So now we have a new game at the summer carnival to replace the dunk tank. ....
That looks just like the stupid things they do here in California no limit to happens every day.
“Florida Man always manages to make me laugh...”
Florida man wins first place in the Laugh Out Loud category every time.
Florida Woman, on the other hand, is usually scary as hell.
Not to worry about poor Shorty’s package, crazy white women will be proposing marriage in 3, 2, 1...
“it was discovered that one of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals.”
Beans or frank?
Enquiring minds want to know.
” it was discovered that one of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals. “
Nice shot!
No pics...must have been Amish....
——Florida man gets naked to escape DeLand store; ribeyes fall out of his pants——
I was just telling Florida Man yesterday, only tube steaks go in yer pants...
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