I’ve been preparing myself for over a decade for this thread. It’s time to shine now and I’m all choked up - I’m overwhelmed with responses.
Your post about the Canadian Bacon for retards simply sums it up. It’s sublime, it works on different levels. It’s honest. It’s like calling the sky blue.
New Jersey and it’s inhabitants are the worst. And I know I’ll catch flak for it because for some reason god has smeared these cretins over the map with a giant butter knife. New Jerseyites are everywhere. Literally, everywhere. When spelunkers explore the deepest caves they are greeted by a new jerseyite at the end holding a flashlight declaring second that they were there first, only after first introducing themselves as being from New Jersey.
As a Pennsylvanian native I can’t speak lowly enough of this vermin. Philly is philly because it’s now part of Jersey. And for everyone of them claiming that they left because of the state and it’s politics hold that state and it’s politics close to their heart.
Seriously, new jersey is a vex upon the American landscape. And I still hold to it, my mind is still swirling with hundreds of reasons why NJ and those who hail from it are the worst.
Start flaming, suckers. I don’t care. I simply don’t care what you have to say.
I’m still not relieved of my disdain.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it would be called the TEETHbrush instead!
Pennsylvania for the Win...cest Alex!
Don’t be shy. Tell us what you really think.
un-Christian generalization: NJ people are the most selfish, arrogant, condescending, rude and offensive people on earth (probably from north NJ). I think they have to be that way to survive there......
One of them exemplifying the above was a sales gal who once worked for me in Virginia. True story:
Then she took a trip on an NJ flight that had only NJ people on it. Afterwards she told me she always wondered why non-NJ folk were so repulsed by NJ people. After she was on this flight, she told us how offensive she found everyone on the plane. She then told me and her co-workers, “I now understand why you hate us from NJ so much!”