[sanjuanbob]

Crazy canuck

[Seruzawa]

I understand the sentiment, but that’s a little extreme. Unless he actually buried it somewhere.

[DiogenesLamp]

He's lying. He's got the cash squirreled away somewhere. He's also stupid if he thinks a judge is going to let him get away with that, even if he did burn it instead of hiding it.

[laplata]

He probably stashed the cash.

[suthener]

I worked at the same place as a guy who went through the company’s training program to be a welder. He had a J.D. degree (I saw the actual degree). Said he would have had to pay his ex-wife a fortune if he remained a lawyer and he wasn’t going to give her the satisfaction.

[digger48]

He could’ve spent most of it all on strippers and drugs, like Hunter

And then just blown the rest

[PAR35]

Dude needs to rot in jail until he comes up with it. Send him down to Georgia and he can work it off on a chain gang.

[utax]

Isn’t this a death penalty offense (at least in the U.S.)?

[sevlex]

What a maroon!

Making your money disappear doesn’t make your debt disappear.

[Libloather]

Should’ve lost it all in a boating accident.

[Secret Agent Man]

People shouldn’t be able to get rich by divorcing someone.

The old days were correct. if you want to leave, leave. but you take what you came in with, you’re the one bailing.

And the children stay with the man, they are his progeny and that’s what the marriage contract was about.

[Two Kids' Dad]

So the judge can allocate a $1,039,000 set-aside for the wife out of their shared assets, then divide up the rest equitably.

The money he “burned” should only count against him. And if he didn’t really burn it (we all doubt he did), he may run afoul of Canada’s laws if he ever says “just kidding” and tries to spend it.

[thoughtomator]

and he lost all his firearms in a fishing accident!

[just Grace]

My friend had an employee that literally cut his own house in half with a chainsaw during his divorce.

[trebb]

He’s a failed politician - no way he burned the cash...check his new freezer....