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Bernie Sanders Praises China for Eradicating Poverty by Killing All the Poor People
The Babylon Bee ^ | 08/28/19 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/05/2020 8:36:10 PM PST by Pining_4_TX

"America still has a lot of poor people, and that's because we haven't been aggressive in implementing socialist programs that cause mass starvation," Sanders said, his fingers flopping around like ten tiny wacky inflatable tube men. "Firing squads, death camps, breadlines---all of these are humanitarian tools in the arsenal of the government to shoot poverty in the face, and sometimes also the poor in the face, when it's necessary."

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bernie; china; communism
Remember, folks, this is satire. However, sometimes they are sooo close to the truth. (This is old, but funny still)
1 posted on 02/05/2020 8:36:10 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
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To: Pining_4_TX

That’s wicked! LOL!


2 posted on 02/05/2020 8:53:52 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Pining_4_TX

The Bee will have to take this back should more old videos of Bernie surface.


3 posted on 02/05/2020 8:57:02 PM PST by TigersEye (MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
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To: Pining_4_TX
Remember, folks, this is satire. However, sometimes they are sooo close to the truth. (This is old, but funny still)

I know it's supposed to be satire, but don't the commies kill a lot of people for no reason?

4 posted on 02/05/2020 8:57:11 PM PST by Mark17 (Father of US Air Force Officer in pilot training. Air Force aircraft, go faster than Army tanks)
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To: Pining_4_TX
It's satire.
However the Chinese government and culture do themselves in with their non-existent health codes. Filthy!

China makes:
Mexico look clean.
the Middle East look clean.
India look clean.

China wins the filthy award...the muddy crap award.

5 posted on 02/05/2020 8:57:53 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: Pining_4_TX

Love the Bee!


6 posted on 02/05/2020 9:14:45 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Pining_4_TX

LOL


7 posted on 02/05/2020 9:15:18 PM PST by GOPJ ( http://www.tinyurl.com/cvirusmap https://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/usmap.htm)
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To: Pining_4_TX
Fighting mass starvation with mass starvation. A brilliant communist tactic.
8 posted on 02/05/2020 10:44:26 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Pining_4_TX

Babylon Bee.

Tomorrow’s news today.

(Sad to say)


9 posted on 02/05/2020 10:46:26 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Pining_4_TX
I love the Babylon Bee.

Pelosi Suffers Multiple Strains, Fractures While Ripping Up Trump's Speech

10 posted on 02/05/2020 10:49:49 PM PST by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: cloudmountain

The first impression I remember from China is observing a cleaning lady in a restaurant cleaning tables with the mop she just used on the floor. And it was in the bathroom before that.
India is by far filthier though.
Middle East is very different regarding sanitation standards.
In Egypt it is a rule not to eat out unless in a good hotel or any western run establishment. The same applies to India.


11 posted on 02/05/2020 11:57:09 PM PST by NorseViking
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1. The first impression I remember from China is observing a cleaning lady in a restaurant cleaning tables with the mop she just used on the floor. And it was in the bathroom before that.
2. India is by far filthier though.
3. Middle East is very different regarding sanitation standards.
4. In Egypt it is a rule not to eat out unless in a good hotel or any western run establishment. The same applies to India.

1. If don't think that cleaning a table with the same toilet mop as THE FILTHIEST thing to do IN THE WORLD, then you and I have, er, different standards.

2. EVEN INDIA doesn't have that DREADFUL Chinese standard. Remember the bubonic plague BEGAN in China...not India...China!. This coronavirus started in??? CHINA!!! of course!

The Asian flu, back in the 1960's came from....guess where: CHINA.

These epidemic flus begin with FILTH. None of those viruses started in India. They started in CHINA.

We lived in Saudi Arabia for five years and traveled throughout the Middle East. They [Middle East] countries are CLEANER than India.
I used to think that MEXICO was dirty until we went to the Middle East.
THEN we went to the Middle East and I thought that THEY were the filthiest.
THEN we went to India and saw that THEY were filthier than the Middle East.
THEN we went to China...and they WON THE FILTHY AWARD--hands down.

China's good points: they can and do create beautiful things: silk, jade anything, paintings, etc.
So as far as I'm concerned they are a most worthy country in some areas: they allow their artists to create beauty.

When we traveled in third world sewers we ate cooked chicken and drank beer. We never got sick.
However, we got sick other places. In some places ... well, never mind. Enough of that talk.
We packed TWO medicines:
a. one to stop diarrhea
b. one to stop constipation
BOTH were needed.

I'm done with most traveling. Now I just go to Texas to visit an old friend. She and I were in the Middle East together with our husbands. Both husbands are gone now but we have FABULOUS memories.

THE BEST MEMORY: we were allowed to enter the Tomb of Jesus together (by twos) and kneel at His Tomb for a couple of minutes...right at the foot of Calvary.
The Romans TOOK DOWN CALVARY in the 4th century so there is no more "hill" and it's all flat. So His Tomb is very close to what WAS Mount Calvary.

We walked where Jesus walked.

12 posted on 02/06/2020 3:17:00 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: TChad
Pelosi Suffers Multiple Strains, Fractures While Ripping Up Trump's Speech

Lol! Thank you for posting that! :o)

13 posted on 02/06/2020 3:18:06 PM PST by cloudmountain
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