Posted on 02/05/2020 6:05:49 PM PST by GAGOP
I was thinking of a song that I thought would help describe Mitt Romney's actions today. It's a parody of Kenny Roger's "The Gambler".
‘The fool on the hill’.... The Beatles
Sinatra had a song called “Here’s to the Losers, one and all”
I was thinking of a parody of Cab Calloway called “Mittie the Puker”:
Well folks here’s the story about Mittie the Puker, he was a low down super pooper.
He was a rat with a Frenchie name, he had tiny little balls and he had no shame”.
but then I got bored and decided that he wasn’t worth the effort.
Life’s Been Good by Joe Walsh
I was a governor in the northeast
Brought them gay marriage, socialism without cease
When that was over, I was Utah bound
Crate on the roof for my shitty old hound
You could say I left things in a right mess
(Massachusetts said, “Go, Mitt! Get lost, Mitt!”)
Utah doesn’t care because I’m LDS
I’m like John McCain so far
The grand old party finds me hard to take
I’m even worse than my buddy, Jeff Flake
They can’t recall me, yes, bitch, I’ve checked
After my vote, my career’s probably wrecked
You think I care but it just makes me smile
(Gonna tell Trump, “Blow me.” Go, me!)
I’ll have my fun when I reach across the aisle
Worse than John McCain by far
Hell yeah, yeah
You ain't nothing but a snake in the grass.
You always want to play around here in my path.
Oh, you dog! You ain't even as good as a German police dog.
Highway to Hell.
Mitt wants to be the new McCain. So important he’s on CNN all the time and in great demand by the Left press to disagree with everything the Republicans want to do. He will get to be the Darling of the media every few days. Don’tyasee?
Sneaky Snake
Tom T. Hall
Boys and girls take warning
If you go near the lake
Keep your eyes wide open
And look for sneaky snake
Now, maybe you won’t see him
And maybe you won’t hear
But he’ll sneak up behind you
And drink all your root beer
And then sneak snake goes dancing
Wiggling and a-hissing
Sneaky snake goes dancing
A-giggling and a-kissing
I don’t like old sneaky snake
He laughs too much you see
When he goes wiggling through the grass
It tickles his underneath
Well sneaky snake drinks root beer
And he just makes me sick
When he is not dancing
He looks just like a stick
Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white
“They smile in your face.
All the time, they wanna take your place!
The Backstabbers!”
There you have it! Beck's Loser!
Exposed for all to see, an unMITTgated pompous ass. I hope the citizens of Utah send him packing.
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