Peking University team: cough potion “Mucosolvan” has the potential to treat new coronavirus

Small Tech News ^ | 01/29/2020

[xp38]

Hooray we’re saved!

[sanjuanbob]

What am I going to do with all these damn masks and gloves?

[headstamp 2]

Hannity- “Some of my best friends are Romneys”

[ronnie raygun]

Draino

[grey_whiskers]

Already ordered mine on Amazon; at the time I did it there were two different displays, one with 6 bottles left and the other with 7.

Something like $30 each...

[susannah59]

I don’t think this medication is currently available in the US.

[PGalt]

Condolences to family and friends of Dr. Liang Wudong.

https://interesnews.com/health/surgeon-62-dies-from-coronavirus-after-treating-patients-with-disease.htmlz

R.I.P. Thank you, sir. love

[hardspunned]

Delivery projected 2/20 to 3/12. You’ll be dead by then.

[MikelTackNailer]

Shades of "The Andromeda Strain". Should have kept that MOPP suit I spent so much practice speeding into.

"Hi. We're from the government and we're here to help!"
Which sounds like:
"Vri. Veer vrum um gubzzrntuh heerzooelp!"

[null and void]

Bring Out Your Dead

Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.

The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.

So far the false positive rate is 100%.

At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.

*sigh* Such is life, and death...

If a quarantine saves just one child's life, it's worth it.

[hardspunned]

You can buy it on amazon. It looks like the directions on the box are in Polish. The bottle in the article appears German.

[Jewbacca]

I actually have this is my medicine cabinet.

It’s an expectorant commonly used in Israel.

[steve86]

Got the last one from my seller. Or I should say ‘ordered’. Delivery?

[grey_whiskers]

It looks like the directions on the box are in Polish. The bottle in the article appears German.

That's one level of irony.

We have someone else on the thread named "Jewbacca" saying it's commonly used in Israel.

Now that's *really* ironic...

[steve86]

Delivery projected 2/20 to 3/12. You’ll be dead by then.

I ordered mine for my survivors.

[smvoice]

The Peking Ducks. Great Badminton team

[PGalt]

https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckingmanly/comments/evumdw/dr_liang_wudong_has_officially_become_the_first/

[House Atreides]

Ground up bear claws suspended in honey and swallowed to coat the throat works well too. /Note- sarcasm; this definitely would not work,,

[SuperLuminal]

First try cough medicine... Then it's time for the acupuncture needles...

Yep... Time to buy stock in coffins or coffin nails (not cigarettes)...