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Special Prayer
email from a friend | 1/27/2020 | unknown

Posted on 01/27/2020 9:24:37 AM PST by sodpoodle

Special Prayer

The lady in the pew next to me was saying a prayer.

It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:

"Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough.

You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman;

My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor;

My favorite singer - Andy Williams;

My favorite author - Tom Clancy;

And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.

I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:

Adam Schiff, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Joe (touchy) Biden and Barry Sanders.

I also have a special place in my heart for George Soros, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Chicago's mayor, Rahm Emanuel and my favorite shoe salesman Colin Kaepernick.

Amen"


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sincerity
God is smiling
1 posted on 01/27/2020 9:24:37 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Very good.


2 posted on 01/27/2020 9:27:15 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: sodpoodle

Good one!


3 posted on 01/27/2020 9:27:48 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: sodpoodle

:)


4 posted on 01/27/2020 9:32:16 AM PST by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: sodpoodle

jaja


5 posted on 01/27/2020 9:35:38 AM PST by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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To: sodpoodle

I have a friend at church, he’s probably in his mid-70’s.

He said one day he and his wife had a spat and he went for a walk. As he walked, he prayed. He told God that there was “no way I will do anything to harm my wife, but you can take her out if you want God.”


6 posted on 01/27/2020 9:46:47 AM PST by cyclotic (Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL!!!!!!


7 posted on 01/27/2020 10:01:41 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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