Posted on 01/27/2020 9:24:37 AM PST by sodpoodle
Special Prayer
The lady in the pew next to me was saying a prayer.
It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
"Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman;
My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor;
My favorite singer - Andy Williams;
My favorite author - Tom Clancy;
And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:
Adam Schiff, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Joe (touchy) Biden and Barry Sanders.
I also have a special place in my heart for George Soros, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Chicago's mayor, Rahm Emanuel and my favorite shoe salesman Colin Kaepernick.
Amen"
Very good.
Good one!
:)
jaja
I have a friend at church, he’s probably in his mid-70’s.
He said one day he and his wife had a spat and he went for a walk. As he walked, he prayed. He told God that there was “no way I will do anything to harm my wife, but you can take her out if you want God.”
LOL!!!!!!
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