[Gamecock]

I love my home state!

[2banana]

We sure this didn’t happen in Florida?

[VTenigma]

Circle of life.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Did they shoot the dog?

[KarlInOhio]

It’s the circle of life. The only thing missing is a frozen iguana falling from a tree and hitting someone.

[MrEdd]

And this is the Maiden, all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That kicked the cop that tazed the dog...

[Homer_J_Simpson]

I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

Perhaps she'll die.

[fruser1]

Note to self - carry a cow to thwart police dogs.

[piasa]

According to the Georgetown County Sheriff’s Office, a deputy responded to the scene of a reported burglary around 4:00 p.m. A cow near the scene distracted the dog which led to the dog biting the cow.

Sounds to me like the cow may have been burgerizing the joint or assisting someone who was, maybe the chickens...

[heavy metal]

where’s the beef...

[American in Israel]

I’m from the government and I’m here fo help...

[bunkerhill7]

It was kine of a canine thing.

[dirtymac]

I’m surprised that he did not shoot the cow. They do that to dogs. Why are cows treated differently

[SuperLuminal]

When I saw the headline I was sure it was another example of literary genius from the Babylon Bee...

[Larry Lucido]

“Is anybody here an electrical bovo-canine engineer?”

[TigersEye]

The sheriff’s office said that the burglary call “proved to be unfounded.”

I didn't think this story would have a punch line. But it did!

[PROCON]

A cow near the scene distracted the dog which led to the dog biting the cow.

Obviously he had the wrong farm pet..

[DAC21]

Sounds like a real life version of the board game Mouse Trap.

[catbertz]

This whole thread is nutz 😂😂😂

[ridesthemiles]

Will we get to see this on LIVE PD?