Skip to comments.Democrats Warn That American People May Tamper With Next Election (Satire)
Posted on 01/23/2020 11:12:35 AM PST by KC Burke
WASHINGTON, D.C.In his opening statement at Trump's impeachment trial, Rep. Adam Schiff reminded the Senate of their solemn duty and the gravity of just what it is they will be discussing at the trial.
Schiff warned that if Trump is not impeached, the American people may have a chance to tamper with the next election.
"If President Trump is not impeached, the American people might get a say in who is president,"...(SNIP)
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I love the Bsbylon Bee.
Pelosi said that the people are too stupid to elect the president.
You’ve got to hand it to the Bee.
In a time when reality has killed satire, those folks are killin’ it!
How dare we elect a president not of THEIR choosing
read the whole thing if you haven’t
Ah yes, the party that states publicly that their constituents are too stupid to obtain and carry ID. I guess they know what ghetto-marts to buy beer at, the ones that don’t require ID if you look a day out of junior high.
That site is amazing. Love it. It’s a LOL moment in your day.
Voting for Trump is tampering to them.
They must have a large collection of really bright people over there, to come up with these concepts one after another.
No. I didnt. I get the satire. But I heard these scumbags on tv yesterday claiming the election process was not to be trusted. Meanwhile the bastages sign up every illegal POS and convicted felon they can. Then run bus loads of them from poll to poll for multiple voting.
Yes the election process is crooked. And THEY are the crooks.
How can people that are too stupid to vote figure out a way to tamper with something the size of a national election? That warrants intelligence, a lot of it. And that is what the lib/socialists proclaim we don’t have but they do. So who is more qualified to tamper with an election? Those not smart enough or those that already have?
Tune in to stupidity on parade at the next impeachment hearing or at a MSNBC/CNN outlet near you. Enjoy the popcorn.
Wasn’t it Mark Twain that wrote, “If voting made a difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.”
The Babylon Bee is failing in its attempts at satire!
As Democrats/Media (but I repeat myself) constantly sabotage the Bee by making their daily efforts at “satire” REAL news!
‘Them people’ will be the same ‘them people’ that tampered with the election the last time - dems in local voting precincts, vote counters, machines and individuals, and the msm, the giant techs prior to election day; goggle, apple, facebooks, amazons, youtube, & etc.
Conservates do have a sense of humor. Babylon Bee is funny!
I see an interesting headline on Free Republic and think Wow, I really need to read that story!
Then I see Babylon Bee and I just start laughing, without ever opening the story. Hope I dont hurt the earnings of those gifted satirists by failing to click.
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