To: Pearls Before Swine
Take your pick...
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Assorted_shillelagh.JPG)
19 posted on
01/22/2020 4:25:12 PM PST by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneopresidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT))
To: Bonemaker
“...presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT)..”
How the hell did that get into my tagline?
21 posted on
01/22/2020 4:30:10 PM PST by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneopresidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT))
To: Bonemaker
If I had to choose, I’d take the one on the right.
Many years ago I was talking to a guy in NYC who had an antique sailor’s cane which was a real weapon. It was slender spring steel rod covered with woven leather, topped with a solid brass knob about the size of a tennis ball. He was well aware of how it could be used. And, he didn’t limp.
To: Bonemaker
My doctor says my current pimp stick is load-bearing enough for medical purposes (including the hidden flask, for liquid adult embibment):
![](http://www.grampasattic.ca/grampasattic/images/products/largeimages/WS/WS002.jpg)
But I
am gonna upgrade by summer:
Like I told the doc, if I gotta be a gimp, I'll pimp my gimp in style. A tweed Irish flat cap as an accessory, maybe?
![](https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-scgdirr/products/19275/images/47203/HM200brown__20237.1480514345.1280.1280.jpg?c=2)
43 posted on
01/22/2020 8:08:38 PM PST by
Viking2002
(Epstein and Ukraine Airlines Flight PS752 didn't kill themselves. Yeah, I went there.)
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