Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s first post-Megxit plans revealed

Page Six [NY Post] ^ | Jan. 21, 2020 | Sara Nathan

[CodeJockey]

They will be divorced in five years (or less).

[Albion Wilde]

this was not Meghan deciding for the both of them. She’s been vilified for the most minute actions, from making avocado toast to her British Vogue ‘changemakers’ cover. Show me one person who could withstand this?”

Uh, Donald Trump? Yesterday, the DailyMail ran an article about how he was wearing barely-visible rubberized snow grips that clipped onto the bottom of his dress shoes as he walked across a snowy tarmac, complete with a comments section, so that scores of trolls could mock a 73-year-old man for wearing snow grips to walk on snow.

[Albion Wilde]

I bet the Obama people reach out to Meghan as soon as they heard was marrying Harry.

Word is that it was Michelle who introduced them to one another. She and her daughters hit it off with Harry on her first trip to UK during Obie's first administration. This undermining of the Crown has been in the works for a long time. If I were the Palace, I would have had Harry blood-tested for mind-altering substances when he showed up for the "settlement" meeting.

[Albion Wilde]

I don’t think it’s beyond the realm of possibility that she’ll bring down the monarchy.

The Crown has several Trump cards. For instance, the Crown ultimately has legal custody of any of the Sovereign's minor grandchildren and great-grandchildren; i.e. Archie.

[BunnySlippers]

They’re pretty far gone already ...

[BunnySlippers]

They’re pretty far gone already ...

[Albion Wilde]

they want to live like kings, not act like them.

In a sermon I once heard, a philosopher offered a competition for the most sublime poem. The prizes were: for third place, a solid silver rose; for second place, a solid gold rose; and for first place, a rose.

[Albion Wilde]

Why do you refer to her as Banana Girl?

One of her early gaffes was a charity visit she and Harry made to a women's shelter for "recovering" prostitutes. She and Harry brought each woman a bagful of snacks and fruits. Meghan had written "empowering" slogans on each banana with a Sharpie. You can imagine the eye-rolling from the British public.

[TADSLOS]

Official Royal Bananas...

[Cecily]

It was later reported that the people who run the charity did not give those bananas to the women. Good call, since the last thing unfortunate people in the worst type of life circumstance need are trite affirmations from an airhead.

[Albion Wilde]

It wasn’t just the trite affirmations; it was the symbolism of giving bananas to recovering “sex workers.”

[Cecily]

That is true, but the workers were going to get the bananas in the lunch bags originally. Ding Dong’s “you are loved” message together with the symbolism of the fruit was one of the cringiest things she has done (one of many).

[Jaded]

for later

[Buckeye McFrog]

Intruding as far into the United States as possible without actually being here. Hmmmm…..

[minnesota_bound]

I plan on remaining at my apartment.
Alas to be born a frog and not a prince.
I too would have had a castle.