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Warren Rejects Peace Pipe Offered By Sanders
The Babylon BEe ^ | 01/16/20 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/18/2020 8:30:37 AM PST by Pining_4_TX

But Warren slapped the peace pipe out of his hands and crossed her arms, a sign of rejection in her culture. "No peace pipe. You have angered the Great Spirit. Leave at once, paleface." A crestfallen Sanders backed away slowly to go ask his grandkids about eBay's return policy.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: politics; sanders; warren
There is so much good stuff at The Bee, I could spend hours there. Even though satire, it is so close to the truth that you don't know whether to laugh or cry.
1 posted on 01/18/2020 8:30:37 AM PST by Pining_4_TX
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To: Pining_4_TX

Sanders packed the pipe with marijuana and lit it with a taxpayer 100$ bill.


2 posted on 01/18/2020 8:36:56 AM PST by davidb56
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To: davidb56

Ha, ha sounds about right.


3 posted on 01/18/2020 8:38:48 AM PST by Pining_4_TX ("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
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To: Pining_4_TX

The “Player to be named later” already warming up in the bullschiff pen.


4 posted on 01/18/2020 8:40:28 AM PST by Don Corleone (The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth)
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To: davidb56

Didn’t the Chiefs use marijuana in the Peace Pipe?


5 posted on 01/18/2020 8:49:19 AM PST by MuttTheHoople
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To: Pining_4_TX

Now that was FUNNY! Good One! ha ha ha


6 posted on 01/18/2020 8:52:37 AM PST by buffyt (~ It is not a CHOICE, it is a CHILD! ~)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Princess Gray Beaver wants to bury Tomahawk....in Chief of Bolsheka Tribe.


7 posted on 01/18/2020 8:53:44 AM PST by MuttTheHoople
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To: MuttTheHoople

Ha, ha, that’s good!


8 posted on 01/18/2020 8:56:34 AM PST by Pining_4_TX ("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Pocahontas: White man with glasses, speak with forked tongue!


9 posted on 01/18/2020 9:16:16 AM PST by SeekAndFind (look at Michigan, it will)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Mess not with Sitting Bolshevik.


10 posted on 01/18/2020 9:47:00 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: Pining_4_TX

A bong?


11 posted on 01/18/2020 9:53:05 AM PST by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Tucker had the CEO of Babylon Bee on his program last night near the end. Meanwhile they were showing some of the more memorable Babylon Bee headlines. Funny segment.


12 posted on 01/18/2020 10:01:23 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Pining_4_TX

Sacred buffalo dung igniter may have gender requirement, BS too male oriented?


13 posted on 01/18/2020 10:41:36 AM PST by Scram1
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To: Pining_4_TX

If it was consistent with the early plains indians’ peace pipes it would have been filled with buffalo dung. And for those two, BS is appropriate.

rwood


14 posted on 01/18/2020 11:43:19 AM PST by Redwood71
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To: Verginius Rufus

Oh, cool. I wish I had seen it.


15 posted on 01/18/2020 2:12:50 PM PST by Pining_4_TX ("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
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To: Verginius Rufus

...I saw that.... sad, in a way... the left cannot take any humor...they actually want to shut the Bee down....shameful


16 posted on 01/18/2020 3:32:55 PM PST by TokarevM57
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