Today's Toons 1/17/20

The Briefing Room ^ | 1/17/20 | pookie18

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SUPERSIZED WEEKEND

(Thank you, Richard Kimball)

(Thank you, Jen's Mom)

[sodpoodle]

Just hitching a ride on your thread, Pookie;0

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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.

Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have

either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked more like a Sumo wrestler than woman.

I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”

The room erupted in applause!

DON’T MESS WITH US OLD RETIRED GUYS.

[pookie18]

It was only then that she Sumo’d you?

[PROCON]

Happy FRiday pookie and thanks!

[pookie18]

You’re welcome & TGIF, PROCON!

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

Thanks, Pookie!

[left that other site]

Good Morning, Pookie! :-)

[jmaroneps37]

A nice two !! Bang Zoomer!! Thanks Pookster!!

[Gritty]

bttt

[ro_dreaming]

Have a wonderful 3 day weekend Pookie18!

[GOPJ]

Thanks pookie...

[pookie18]

My pleasure, Cincinnatus.45-70!

[pookie18]

Mornin’, left that other site!

[pookie18]

You’re welcome, as always, jmaroneps37!

[pookie18]

Bump thanks, Gritty!

[pookie18]

Thanks & the same to you, ro_dreaming!

[pookie18]

My pleasure, as ever, GOPJ!

[DejaJude]

Thanks and have a good weekend, Pookie.

[pookie18]

You’re welcome & the same to you, DejaJude!