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Sanders Clarifies His Gulags Will Be Democratic Gulags
The Babylon Bee ^
| Jan. 15, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 01/16/2020 8:29:22 AM PST by Pining_4_TX
"These aren't your regular, totalitarian, Soviet gulags -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- these are democratic gulags," he said in a clarifying speech. "We vote on the prison camps so it's not like a nasty dictatorship thing."
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; democrats; gulags; sanders
Another great one from The Bee. Their satire is always spot on. Successful satire is always close to the truth.
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:41:35 AM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: Huskrrrr
Should be Arbeit Macht Frei
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:42:06 AM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: Huskrrrr
Yep, and every time I see Liz Warren, I picture her in a black uniform as commandant of a forced labor camp. That is her dream job.
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:42:44 AM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:42:53 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
That is classic! Very creative.
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:44:16 AM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
To: Pining_4_TX
Oh goody, kinder and gentler gulags.
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:44:30 AM PST
by
ChuckR163
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:45:31 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: ChuckR163
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:45:59 AM PST
by
ChuckR163
To: dfwgator; Huskrrrr
Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Bernie
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:48:39 AM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
To: Pining_4_TX
So the Berniebots think they are going to haul us off to Berniecamps?
Good luck with that.
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:49:42 AM PST
by
Texas resident
(Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
To: Pining_4_TX
Perfect!
Rather than waiting for them to round me up, I’m making a reservation!
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:51:55 AM PST
by
karnage
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:55:09 AM PST
by
Skooz
(Gabba Gabba accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
To: Texas resident
Good morning Campers!
I’m your Uncle Bernie
And I’ll welcome you to Bernie’s Holiday Camp
The camp with the difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to Bernie’s
The holiday’s forever!
To: Huskrrrr
“Should be Arbeit Macht Frei”
Unless you’re the chip monk. Then it’s “Arbeit Macht Fries.”
One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery. A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted.
That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, “Are you the fish friar?”
“No,” the man replied, “I’m the chip monk.”
To: Flash Bazbeaux
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posted on
01/16/2020 9:30:48 AM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: Pining_4_TX
“...every time I see Liz Warren, I picture her in a black uniform as commandant of a forced labor camp.”
Lilsa, Squaw-Wolf Of The DNC
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posted on
01/16/2020 10:55:23 AM PST
by
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
To: Huskrrrr
“From each according to his ability to each according to his need’’.
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posted on
01/16/2020 11:02:09 AM PST
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
To: Pining_4_TX
It’s been too long since the gulags. A new generation does not see the threat.
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posted on
01/16/2020 2:16:29 PM PST
by
lurk
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