Senate Asks Pelosi If She Can Send Over Copy Of Impeachment Articles Without Wine Stains All Over It

The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan. 15, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

[Pining_4_TX]

"Hey, Mrs. Speaker, sorry to bug you," McConnell said, "but it looks like you've got some purple substance all over these articles of impeachment."

"Don't mess with me!" Pelosi snapped back. "I'm a Catholic. Wait -- do Catholics drink wine?" When an aide informed her they do, she realized the jig was up and sheepishly agreed to transmit fresh articles of impeachment.

An embarrassed Pelosi came over to pick up the old ones and deliver a fresh copy. She smelled the stains and confirmed they were a "delicious 1982 vintage -- very good year." A concerned aide tugged the paper out of her hand as she began to nibble at the corner.

Unfortunately, the new copy was covered in bourbon.

[Pining_4_TX]

Babylon Bee does it again! No wonder libs complain that too many people think the Bee's satire is real. It's so close to the truth, it hurts.

[LIConFem]

And there was a specific request made by Sen. Romney, who asked Pelosi for one of her “neat impeachment pens”.

[Liz]

Astute observers say Nanzi was holding onto the articles of impeachment for weeks
b/c the souvenir signing pens-----engraved with her name in gold------were backed-up in production.

[cld51860]

God bless the Babylon Bee.

I post their stuff to my FB page just to annoy people. LOL

[Pining_4_TX]

Utah voters should be ashamed of themselves for putting Romney in the senate. What a jerk.

[bigbob]

Did anyone notice Pelosi wore a PEACH colored dress for the solemn prayerful event?

M. Peach. Mint.

[TokarevM57]

....yeah... Laura Ingraham sure did on last evening’s show....what a hoot...!! and remember, according to this addle-brained poor excuse of a Speaker of the House, this is NOT about partisanship...oh, no...it is about patriotism...and for the good of the country...and for the children.... or... something..

[Loud Mime]

Laughing Bump!

[Calvin Locke]

It was such an orgasmic “event” for the Dems, McConnell should ask for a hygienic, STD-free copy.

[metmom]

I love it!

[Kickass Conservative]

I thought those were Tear stains since she was so upset and prayerful having to Impeach POTUS Trump.

I noticed she didn’t do any finger wagging at the Signing Ceremony. In fact, I was really surprised that she didn’t hold that Solemn Occasion on the Deck of the USS Missouri.