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Word Hint 1: ARE

Word Hint 2: TEXAS

Word Hint 3: HIGH

First 3 words: THE REASON GAS

ANSWER: THE REASON GAS PRICES ARE SO HIGH IS BECAUSE THE OIL'S IN TEXAS AND THE DIPSTICKS ARE IN WASHINGTON.

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1 posted on 01/16/2020 8:17:38 AM PST by GOP Congress
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money; Travis McGee; nomobs; Airforce Sister; EverRight; Inspectorette; ...

Ping alert. Link leads to Quotefall puzzle by Yakov Smirnoff.

Title: True in the 70's as is today

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2 posted on 01/16/2020 8:18:08 AM PST by GOP Congress
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To: GOP Congress

When he first arrived in America Yakov tried to get work as a bartender. When the interviewer asked, “Can you show me a black Russian,” Smirnoff made the ‘black power’ salute and said, “Yo, comrade!”

Then the interview asked how he would mix up a grasshopper. Smirnoff replied, “Put blindfold on and turn him three times around.”


3 posted on 01/16/2020 12:10:18 PM PST by Paal Gulli
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