Posted on 01/06/2020 3:18:12 AM PST by sodpoodle
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent.
With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ."
"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle.
I was in Tijuana back in 87 working on remodeling a house for a rich Mexican business man. When I first got to town I stopped at a phone booth to call the man and as I left the booth a little old Mexican lady came up to me and handed my wallet that I left there. I was very thankful and gave her $10. You never know. Good people everywhere. Funny joke by the way.
good one.
When I was in Tijuana, a guy came up to me and said, “Hey meester, you want my seester - $10. She is a virgin - the line starts over there.”
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