I was in Tijuana back in 87 working on remodeling a house for a rich Mexican business man. When I first got to town I stopped at a phone booth to call the man and as I left the booth a little old Mexican lady came up to me and handed my wallet that I left there. I was very thankful and gave her $10. You never know. Good people everywhere. Funny joke by the way.
When I was in Tijuana, a guy came up to me and said, “Hey meester, you want my seester - $10. She is a virgin - the line starts over there.”