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SATIRE Supreme Court OKs Death Penalty For Commenting On Articles Without Reading Them
Babylon Bee ^
| December 30th, 2016
| Staff
Posted on 12/30/2019 9:19:23 PM PST by Windflier
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Seems a bit of a harsh ruling, don't you think?
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:19:23 PM PST
by
Windflier
To: Windflier
This would be fatal to many freep commenters.
To: Windflier
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:26:34 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
To: Windflier
This will decimate Free Republic!
(I’m going to go read the article now)
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:27:35 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
To: Windflier
To: Windflier
This just in...
2/3rd’s of the members of the Free Republic website have recently been indicted for posting without reading articles.
In related news, the Justice department is hiring executioners.
Freeper DannyTN complained that he had made a fine art of posting without reading articles and that as an artist his freedom of expression should be protected. He planned to spend his last days posting stupid memes.
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:29:37 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Windflier
Oh sh*t - I’m a dead man!
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:30:01 PM PST
by
Tellurian
(DemocRats would smugly tell even God "you didn't build that".)
To: Windflier
Uh oh, Windy, I’m a goner.
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:30:58 PM PST
by
Yaelle
To: IndispensableDestiny
As well as many commenters within the various Gizmodo sites - which include Jalopnik, Jezebel, Kotaku and numerous others.
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:33:41 PM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Posting from deep within enemy territory - San Jose, CA)
To: Windflier
Most of us are guilty of this occasionally.
A few of us are guilty a lot more than that.
Off with their heads!
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:33:45 PM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
To: Yaelle
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:35:10 PM PST
by
Pelham
(What did Obama know, and when did he know it?)
To: Windflier
What about putting things together without reading the instructions?
To: Windflier
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posted on
12/30/2019 9:44:03 PM PST
by
Dogbert41
(Blessed is He who comes in the Name of the Lord!)
To: Windflier; DannyTN
Well I’m petitioning to make TN a sanctuary state...
:)
To: Windflier
I’m gonna need some menu help for my last meal.
To: IndispensableDestiny
At least 90% of the board would be killed immediately.
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Wouldn’t you know it? The one time I didn’t do a search on a title...
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posted on
12/30/2019 10:09:28 PM PST
by
Windflier
(Torches and pitchforks ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
To: DannyTN
To: Windflier
Anyone ever bother to actually read some stories in the “Bee?”
I just spent 5 minutes of the most uproariously good time laughing. It was full of basically puns extended into “news items,” such as “motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist, wins race posting fastest time ever.....” or Bill Clinton, in discussing Epstein said, “it depends on what your definition of suicide is.....”
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posted on
12/30/2019 10:13:04 PM PST
by
zerosix
(native sunflower)
To: Windflier
Any consideration for those who read the title before commenting ?
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posted on
12/30/2019 10:17:42 PM PST
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
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