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SATIRE Supreme Court OKs Death Penalty For Commenting On Articles Without Reading Them
Babylon Bee ^
| 12-30-2019
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/30/2019 1:31:40 PM PST by Jotmo
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To: Jotmo
Now where did I put that old tagline of mine. Ah yes. Here it is.....
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:12:30 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(As a matter of fact, I DID only read the excerpt. OK, I intended to. Next time for sure.)
To: Jotmo
Jim’s quarterly FReep-a-thons are gonna last about 3 years each.
Better hire Bernie to keep the books
42
posted on
12/30/2019 2:13:02 PM PST
by
Oscar in Batangas
(January 20, 2017, High Noon. The end of an error.)
To: Jotmo
What is the warning about?
I didn’t read the article yet.
To: Jotmo
"There are going to be fewer, but better Freepers."
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:13:44 PM PST
by
Flick Lives
(MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
To: Jotmo
45
posted on
12/30/2019 2:15:03 PM PST
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
To: Jotmo
We actually had this toilet seat cover in our basement bathroom back in the 50's. Never thought it would really come to this.
46
posted on
12/30/2019 2:18:25 PM PST
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Jotmo
47
posted on
12/30/2019 2:19:21 PM PST
by
PrairieDawg
(live from the gator county)
To: Inyo-Mono
And I meant to use “capitol crime” instead of “capital crime”....
Oh well.
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:20:20 PM PST
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
To: Jotmo
“We must pass it to find out what’s in it.”
Prima Fascia evidence of guilt!
49
posted on
12/30/2019 2:22:20 PM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: Jotmo
What’s the article about? I didn’t read it.
To: Jotmo
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:28:45 PM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(Epstein (Mr. Three Orgasms required daily) did a David Carradine.)
To: Jotmo
I would never do that thing in the title.
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:37:52 PM PST
by
tinyowl
To: Jotmo
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:38:13 PM PST
by
Hugh the Scot
("Jesus was a fundamentalist".- BipolarBob)
To: Inyo-Mono
Only if they also use “rouge” and “trail”.
To: bIlluminati
The women of the Supreme Court and Roberts and Breyer have falsely sworn alliegence to the Constitution of the United States.
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:54:23 PM PST
by
A strike
( Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: bIlluminati
Not true. I saw a FR article with the Washingtoon Compost cited as byline just today Well, then if we can post from foreign sources than that changes everything.
I would like a bunny with a pancake(&bacon) on it's head
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posted on
12/30/2019 3:06:24 PM PST
by
infool7
(When you have the Lord, nothing else is important and everything is fascinating!)
To: Jotmo
On this site it’s a Thanos snap...
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posted on
12/30/2019 3:10:02 PM PST
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
To: Flick Lives
Awesome... Don’t make them like that any more...
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posted on
12/30/2019 3:14:54 PM PST
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: dfwgator
ROTF!
And here’s to that urban spaceman Neil Innes! Godspeed!
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posted on
12/30/2019 3:17:03 PM PST
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: Jotmo
FR’s population just declined by 80%.
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posted on
12/30/2019 3:32:56 PM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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