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SATIRE Supreme Court OKs Death Penalty For Commenting On Articles Without Reading Them
Babylon Bee ^
| 12-30-2019
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/30/2019 1:31:40 PM PST by Jotmo
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To: mewzilla
“And DON’T talk to the audience.”
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:44:45 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Jotmo
Criminals usually plead guilty to a lesser charge of poor punctuating and pelling and go for years before their charged with the capital crime...
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:45:13 PM PST
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
To: mrsmith
Does reading headline and first paragraph count? Maybe that will only be life in prison?
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:47:52 PM PST
by
salmon76
(Democrats are worried that American voters will interfere in the 2020 election)
To: Jotmo
What? Spoil an opportunity for a perfectly snarky rant by reading an article? That is subversive!
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:48:18 PM PST
by
buckalfa
(The best two years of my life were spent in the third grade.)
To: Jotmo
#1 Love the Babylon Bee!
#2 This will be the end of Free Republic
#3 I hope the law hasn’t taken effect yet, as I haven’t read the article.
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:50:43 PM PST
by
Nik Naym
(It's not my fault... I have compulsive smart-ass disorder.)
To: Jotmo
What appears in the Bee unfortunately becomes settled law in a few years.
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:51:05 PM PST
by
damper99
To: Jotmo
To: Jotmo
Snopes fact check in 3...2....
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:56:45 PM PST
by
Newtoidaho
(All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
To: Jotmo
This shouldn’t be a problem because
FReepers never post articles from foreign sources.
7
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:58:09 PM PST
by
infool7
(When you have the Lord, nothing else is important and everything is fascinating!)
To: Jotmo
LOL! Perfectly justifiable use, IMHO.
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posted on
12/30/2019 1:59:11 PM PST
by
livius
To: Jotmo
At least we’ll all be together on death row.
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:02:45 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The USA and President Trump.)
To: All
How about the death penalty for Supreme Court Justices who haven’t read the Constitution ? (beware JR)
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:04:34 PM PST
by
A strike
( Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Jotmo
I at least scan every sentence in any article I comment on. And I mean I click on the link and read the original.
It’s an act of respect for my fellow Freepers.
Will I be the Lone Survivor?
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:04:57 PM PST
by
Mariner
(War Criminal #18)
To: infool7
FReepers never post articles from foreign sources.
Not true. I saw a FR article with the Washingtoon Compost cited as byline just today. Can’t get more foreign than that, unless FR has Bill Bixby ghosting an article written by his “uncle” Martin.
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:05:28 PM PST
by
bIlluminati
(Defund the Left. Shrink the U.S. Federal government to 1897 levels.)
To: A strike
How about the death penalty for Supreme Court Justices who haven’t read the Constitution ?
They have to read it before they know they’re abrogating it. And, trust me, they know, and delight in the abrogation.
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:07:06 PM PST
by
bIlluminati
(Defund the Left. Shrink the U.S. Federal government to 1897 levels.)
To: Jotmo
Many Freepers will be put to death soon.
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:07:46 PM PST
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
To: IllumiNaughtyByNature
Whoever has been writing for them for the last 6-8 months is just EN FUEGO!
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:08:29 PM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Jotmo
is today April 1 backwards?
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:10:56 PM PST
by
max americana
(Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy them crying)
To: ConservativeMind
Ok guys...see you in Gitmo. I’ll be the dude from Red Dawn at the fence shouting “AVENGE ME!”..
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posted on
12/30/2019 2:12:15 PM PST
by
max americana
(Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy them crying)
To: mrsmith
I wonder if they will apply the death penalty to those who write: “there,” instead of “they’re.”
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