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Shameless vanity
 | Dec. 22, 2019
 | Vanity
Posted on 12/22/2019 7:16:41 PM PST by PROCON
Caption this:

TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bathroom; caption; dems; pelosi
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:16:41 PM PST
by 
PROCON
 
To: PROCON
    Lessons in putting lipstick on a pig.
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:18:35 PM PST
by 
JoSixChip
(I'm an American Nationalist)
 
To: PROCON
    Not enough lipstick for all those pigs.
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:19:26 PM PST
by 
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
 
To: PROCON
    Nancy: “Tell me again where you want me to put these cigars.”
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:20:40 PM PST
by 
TaMoDee
(The Pack will be back in 2019! Go Pack!!)
 
To: PROCON
    Democrats.... unable to figure out who belongs in what bathroom.
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:20:46 PM PST
by 
Mogger
 
To: PROCON
    I got Tampax for everyone!!
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:21:01 PM PST
by 
stubernx98
(cranky, but reasonable)
 
To: PROCON
    “I conjure thee, O Demon of False Witness, by the power of our master. Satan!”
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:22:37 PM PST
by 
Captain Rhino
(Determined effort today forges tomorrow.)
 
To: PROCON
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:23:09 PM PST
by 
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
 
To: PROCON
    Dont bogart that joint, bitch
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:23:25 PM PST
by 
Spruce
 
To: PROCON
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:24:12 PM PST
by 
coaster123
(Those 40 or younger will meet horror before they meet death.)
 
To: PROCON
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:24:52 PM PST
by 
caww
 
To: PROCON
    .... And Pilot washed his hands of it, casting Him to the mob.
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:25:17 PM PST
by 
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but ABCNNBCBS donates every hour, every night, every day of the year.)
 
To: PROCON
    “And this is how I make 4 eyebrows, Jerry hold my teeth.”
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:26:08 PM PST
by 
CJ Wolf
(Q is for Question)
 
To: PROCON
    “So purple is Poli-Dent and yellow is Preparation H? Or vice-versa”
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:27:02 PM PST
by 
castlebrew
(Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
 
To: PROCON
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:27:12 PM PST
by 
rlmorel
(Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
 
To: PROCON
    She needs how much supervision?
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:28:23 PM PST
by 
tbw2
 
To: CJ Wolf
    “Now try real hard to remember, Nan, there are two articles of impeachment...”
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:28:35 PM PST
by 
PerConPat
(A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.-- Mencken)
 
To: PROCON
    Pelosi: “Okay, one of you will have to take on the failing task of being our “impeachment manager. I have one ‘short straw’ (I mean hollow tube thing to be politically correct) left”. :)
To: PROCON
    “What’s that little bottle with the powder in it? Doesn’t look like lipstick except the bullet shape”
“What this little thing? That’s lip gloss/sparkle” (she quickly puts a cocaine bullet snuffer doser back in her purse- trust me.. she knows).
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:29:20 PM PST
by 
John S Mosby
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
 
To: JoSixChip
    
 unisex bathroom i see...
 
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posted on 
12/22/2019 7:30:11 PM PST
by 
Chode
(Send bachelors and come heavily armed.)
 
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