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SATIRE The Bee Explains: Impeachment
Babylon Bee ^ | December 17 2019

Posted on 12/17/2019 11:54:47 PM PST by knighthawk

Impeachment can be confusing. But The Babylon Bee is here with an explainer so you will know how the process works and what it takes for Dems to snap their fingers together and make Trump disappear in a cloud of dust.

What is impeachment?

It's the official, constitutional method for screaming at the sky because Trump is president.

Why is Trump being impeached?

Trump has committed some very serious offenses, from not being a Democrat to being a Republican. He also won the 2016 election, which rises to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors. He also restored the celebration of Christmas after eight years of winter with no Christmas under Obama. This drove Dems up a wall so they drummed up some charges against him.

Why didn't Democrats include any criminal offenses in the articles of impeachment?

There were just so many of them, it was hard to pick one. So, instead of laying out actually impeachable offenses, the Democrats summarized it all with two main articles of impeachment: 1.) Trump is president. 2.) TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.

What does it take to remove the president from office?

Faith, trust, and pixie dust.

Will Trump be removed from office?

Lol.

If we believe in ourselves and try hard, and Trump is removed, Hillary Clinton becomes president, right?

Actually, Mike Pence would become president, basically making the United States into a Handmaid's Tale-style dystopia.

What happens if Trump is impeached in the House but acquitted in the Senate?

Democrats don't get the big prize, but they each get a complimentary copy of Impeachment: The Board Game.

Once the House votes to officially impeach President Trump, what happens next?

Trump wins the 2020 election.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; impeachment

1 posted on 12/17/2019 11:54:47 PM PST by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk
Impeachment: The Board Game

LOL!!

2 posted on 12/18/2019 12:03:07 AM PST by PistolPaknMama
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To: knighthawk
Democrats don't get the big prize, but they each get a complimentary copy of Impeachment: The Board Game.

Maybe we can jumangi them. 😁🤣😆🤬

3 posted on 12/18/2019 12:06:55 AM PST by Mark17 (Father of Air Force Officer in pilot training. Air Force aircraft, go much faster than Army tanks)
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To: knighthawk
If we believe in ourselves and try hard, and Trump is removed, Hillary Clinton becomes president, right?

Instantly and permanently.

4 posted on 12/18/2019 12:14:05 AM PST by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: knighthawk

They may just get a big fat “BONUS PRIZE” that none of them saw coming.


5 posted on 12/18/2019 12:43:38 AM PST by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.rr)
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To: knighthawk
Why didn't Democrats include any criminal offenses in the articles of impeachment?

There were just so many of them, it was hard to pick one. So, instead of laying out actually impeachable offenses, the Democrats summarized it all with two main articles of impeachment: 1.) Trump is president. 2.) TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.

6 posted on 12/18/2019 12:45:12 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: knighthawk
Why is Trump being Impeached? Simple. He drives the Democrats and their Media INSANE. They no longer can tack to the middle during elections, covering up their leftism.

Before Trump. Democrats wanted the border controlled. After Trump they want it open and to give every one who crosses illegally free health insurance. How nutty is that? Trump has driven the Democrats and their media to it's logical end.

More power to Trump: Four More Years!

7 posted on 12/18/2019 12:51:48 AM PST by CptnObvious (Question her now.)
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To: knighthawk

That’s an excellent analysis, maybe the best I’ve seen.

Who says “The Bee” is not a serious publication?


8 posted on 12/18/2019 3:06:26 AM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
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To: knighthawk
"...and Trump is removed, Hillary Clinton becomes president, right?"

"Actually, Mike Pence would become president, basically making the United States into a Handmaid's Tale-style dystopia."

And Pence is an Eagle Scout/alter boy-type - good luck impeaching HIM!

9 posted on 12/18/2019 3:44:35 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again".)
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To: Psalm 73

Don’t put it past them not to try.


10 posted on 12/18/2019 4:01:36 AM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: CptnObvious
More power to Trump: Four More Years!

Four Eight More Years!

Fixed it.....if 3 terms was good enough for a Dem, it should be good enough for Trump
11 posted on 12/18/2019 4:15:10 AM PST by Karma_Sherab
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To: knighthawk

I thought Babylon Bee was a parody site. I never thought they would do hard news.


12 posted on 12/18/2019 4:15:24 AM PST by MuttTheHoople
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13 posted on 12/18/2019 4:49:23 AM PST by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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To: knighthawk

Sorry, didn’t mean to leave You outta the Ping to #13.


14 posted on 12/18/2019 4:52:44 AM PST by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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