motivation;)
1 posted on
12/17/2019 4:27:58 AM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
I heard this with a couple of twists...the salesman was a harelip,( the guy did the voice) and Eagle Claw hooks....”Best damn hook you can buy.”... figured heavily in the telling. One of those jokes that can go on forever....
2 posted on
12/17/2019 4:34:22 AM PST by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Yeah, I call it fishy.
No way a guy goes to a store to buy tampons for the wife.
5 posted on
12/17/2019 4:47:48 AM PST by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
To: sodpoodle
6 posted on
12/17/2019 4:50:18 AM PST by
Chainmail
(Remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence)
To: sodpoodle
Good one...
Guy goes into the bar looking for a job.
Owner likes what he sees, goes over the schedule and says
“I will give you 500 a week”
“Sounds good BOSS, I will take 500 a week”
An audit comes up 4 weeks later and no one can figure out where the 2000 shortage was from.
9 posted on
12/17/2019 5:05:21 AM PST by
xrmusn
(6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
To: sodpoodle
Thanks for the early morning laugh.
The rest of the day will probably be downhill...
10 posted on
12/17/2019 5:09:49 AM PST by
moovova
To: sodpoodle
That's an old one. My boss told me that one back in 1976 when I was a high school helper at a hardware store.
But it's a classic.
11 posted on
12/17/2019 5:55:18 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(The GOP never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity.)
To: sodpoodle
Well shoot - the morning started out lousy but this sure perked me up. Thanks..
To: sodpoodle
14 posted on
12/17/2019 6:39:37 AM PST by
Balding_Eagle
( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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