Sounds Fishy

email from a friend | 12/17/2019 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

motivation;)

[gundog]

I heard this with a couple of twists...the salesman was a harelip,( the guy did the voice) and Eagle Claw hooks....”Best damn hook you can buy.”... figured heavily in the telling. One of those jokes that can go on forever....

[Sacajaweau]

Luv Ya Sod....Sac

[sodpoodle]

I am so bored;) Still have shopping to do!!!!!!

love yah Sac;)

[Sir Napsalot]

Yeah, I call it fishy.

No way a guy goes to a store to buy tampons for the wife.

[Chainmail]

Great joke!

[shelterguy]

“”””””I heard this with a couple of twists...the salesman was a harelip””””””””””””””

What does a harelip dog say????? MARK MARK MARK

[sodpoodle]

Thx;)

I watch for critics (no sense of humor) and conservatives (who love life and laughter;)

sod

[xrmusn]

Good one...

Guy goes into the bar looking for a job.

Owner likes what he sees, goes over the schedule and says

“I will give you 500 a week”

“Sounds good BOSS, I will take 500 a week”

An audit comes up 4 weeks later and no one can figure out where the 2000 shortage was from.

[moovova]

Thanks for the early morning laugh.

The rest of the day will probably be downhill...

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

That's an old one. My boss told me that one back in 1976 when I was a high school helper at a hardware store.

But it's a classic.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Don’t be too sure.

[Thank You Rush]

Well shoot - the morning started out lousy but this sure perked me up. Thanks..

[Balding_Eagle]

This is something completely different, but funny anyway.

https://youtu.be/OtbHNhcnTwM

It’s about a minute long

[Sir Napsalot]

That’s not a man, that’s only

wife’s errand boy.

[MisterArtery]

Many years ago, my new bride ask me to go to the grocer’s for a box of Super Tampax. I was embarrassed, and hurriedly grabbed a box that did not have a price label. At check-out the clerk looked for a label and, not finding one, got on the PA and shouted, “Price check on register 4, box of 24 Super Tampax!” Ruined my year.

[Karma_Sherab]

What does a harelip dog say????? MARK MARK MARK
what do you call a dog with no legs?

doesn't matter. he won't come anyway

[Go Gordon]

what do you call a dog with no legs?

His name would be cigarette.

[dfwgator]

How does a dog with no nose smell?

Awful!

[Stanwood_Dave]

"My boss told me that one back in 1976 ... "

Did they have TV back then?

Was there color TV back then?

More importantly were there car's back then? /s

I will not divulge that I was born in 1953.

I figured I'd share some of the question's I get from the grand-kids. It just seemed that I had to share.