[Impy]

So Belly Button Chick, aren't you gonna congratulate me on my victory in the first round of my Fantasy Football Loser's Bracket!!!???

"No, get a life. But I would like to congrantulate Eli Manning on returning to the Giants starting lineup."

"Thanks dollcakes, it's always nice when the young punk that steals your job gets hurt. Uh, I mean I wish Daniel a speedy recovery and look forward to returning to the standup circut where I will be opening for Mrs. Maisel, trying to entertain drunk jerfoffs rather than playing the game I love...whilst entertaining drunk jerksoffs."

Ok let's open the floor, what do you guys want to talk about this week?

"Vanna is hosting 'Wheel'!!!!!! And Minnie Mouse is being Vanna!!! OMG I'M DYING!!!"

"Yarrg, Vanna is cleary out of her element, Minnie is killing it though."

Uh, anything football related?

"How about the Patriots trying to cheat, against US!!! I mean come on, do they cheat at solitare too?"

"I have been re-tanned(?) to rep-re-sent the Patriots in this mat-er. It was an inn-o-cent mis-take caused by some dumbass and Mr. Belichick and Mr. Kraft are not at fault. And Kraft cheese is the bestest!"

"Do you expect me to buy that?"

"Hey look out, there's a bug on your shoulder, don't worry I'll get it."

"I don't see anything, ow he just wacked me with my helmet!"

"Nuh-uh, I was wacking the bug! Uh-oh it's on your face now."

"You know on 2nd thought this was probably just an innocent mistake caused by some dumbass, I'm over it, cya."

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING WEEK 15

Or should I say p b Center NFL LIVE THREAD Ping :-d Let me know if you want on/off the list.

Get your picks in

Jets at Ravens tomorrow so if I will pencil in all players for the Ravens. If you want the Jets please say so and then consult a psychologist. 😝

[KarlInOhio]

The Bengals game might end up as the first NFL game with more players than fans. They are advertising ticket sales like crazy with an air of desperation.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Eli Manning should have asked to be traded or waived early in the season.

Nice guys finish last, Eli. Your one of the best QBs in the game who defeated THE GOAT Tom Brady TWICE in two SBs.

You don't owe the Giants anything.

[Enterprise]

Well, I’ll bite first. No no, not you BBG, I mean I’ll stick my neck out first. Jets have RB Powell out, TE Griffin out, and WR Thomas doubtful. That’s just too much firepower unavailable. Ravens QB Jackson is listed as “Q” but he said he will play so I am going to take his word. TE Andrews is “Q,” but they still have TE’s Boyle and Hurst. For RB there are Ingram and Edwards. Last game, of the two WR’s, Snead got more work than Brown. So on balance, Baltimore still has the edge. Therefore, without further ado for Thursday - BALTIMORE RAVENS!

[Alas Babylon!]

My picks—or guesses would be a better word—for this week:

Baltimore
N.Y. Giants
Tennessee
Cincinnati
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Kansas City
Philadelphia
Chicago
Oakland
Arizona
Minnesota
San Francisco
Dallas
Buffalo
New Orleans

[atc23]

Week 15 of the NFL 2019 Year of the Upset. Thursday, December 12, 2019

Baltimore in another close on vs Yets

Sunday, December 15, 2019 Miami spanks the hapless Giants

Cincinnati in the upsets of upsets, down New England (yikes) Seattle crushes Carolina Kittens

Tampa Bay whips Detroit at home - der

KC kills Denver at home

My Redskins put the Pathetic Eagles out of the playoffs - thank you.

GoPackGoAway crushes the bumbling Bears. Chicago at Green Bay

Jacksonville kicks Hell out of the Raiders in Oakland

Kyler Murray and the Cards finally win a game over my Brownies.

Chargers stun the hobbling Vikings in another upset in L.A.

San Fran crushes the spit out of ATL in Frisco

Los Angeles Rams take another step in the right direction vs the seriously in disarray Dallas club

Buffalo wins in Pittsburgh in a good game on SNF but I wish Collinsworth would just shut up.

Monday Night Football

Nawlins Aints 37 Indianapolis Colts 19

[darkangel82]

Crows fly past the Jets
Fins in Battle of the Flops
Browns over AZ
Seahawks
Pack
Pats(Cheating against the Bungles? Seriesly?)
KC
Old Houston over New Houston
Iggles
Raiders
Vikes
Dallas
9ers
Buffalo in a frigid SNF affair
Saints take MNF at home

[RedMonqey]

Baltimore over N.Y. Jets

Miami over N.Y. Giants

Tennessee over Houston

New England over Cincinnati

Seattle over Carolina

Tampa Bay over Detroit

Kansas City over Denver

Philadelphia over Washington

Green Bay over Chicago

Oakland over Jacksonville

Cleveland over at Arizona

Minnesota over L.A. Chargers

San Francisco over Atlanta

L.A. Rams over Dallas

Buffalo over Pittsburgh

New Orleans over Indianapolis

[EEGator]

How dare you mark up my Gator girl...

[Rummyfan]

Ravens Thursday night. The rest of my picks to follow.

[Viking2002]

🏈 Week 15 Picks 🏈

N.Y. Jets at Baltimore: If they can beat the Bills on the road, I think they can handle the Jets at home. Ravens.

Miami at N.Y. Giants: Miami sucks. NY sucks even worse. I'll pick the Giants with a gun to my head.

Houston at Tennessee: The Titans are on a four game hot streak. Titans and homefield.

New England at Cincinnati: HEE HEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........trick question, right? Brady might be slipping, but he can still outgun Dalton if he was on his deathbed. Pats.

Seattle at Carolina: Seattle wants last week's game back. Pick Seahawks.

Tampa Bay at Detroit: Bucs.

Denver at Kansas City: Chiefs.

Philadelphia at Washington: The Redskins suck too bad to beat Philthy. Take the Iggles.

Chicago at Green Bay: Green Bay is winning ugly, but they're winning. Cheeseheads.

Jacksonville at Oakland: Pick Raiders again this week.

Cleveland at Arizona: Somehow, the Browns are still in the hunt (assuming the rest of the AFC collapses and monkeys fly out of my butt first). Pick Cleveland.

Minnesota at L.A. Chargers: Minne-soh-tuh.

Atlanta at San Francisco: I wish I could pick the Falcons, but they just ain't gonna bring it to the table. Niners.

L.A. Rams at Dallas: Seeing the owner of 'America's Team' get red-faced, cussing, and throwing breakables around warms the cockles of my heart. Rams.

Buffalo at Pittsburgh: Can the Steelers make a run for 11-5 and the post-season? YES! THEY! CAN!

Indianapolis at New Orleans: It was all-out aerial warfare with the Niners last week, and the Saints have a severe case of butthurt over the final score. They're gonna make the Colts pay for it. Nawlins.

[moehoward]

Ravens
Packers
Pats
Seahawks
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
CHIEFS!
Bucs
Browns
Raiders
Vikings
Rams
49ers
Steelers
Saints

[ro_dreaming]

Thursday, December 12, 2019 (All Times Eastern)
N.Y. Jets at Baltimore
8:20 pm FOX-NFL Network-Amazon Prime Video
M&T Bank Stadium

Ravens, big.

Sunday, December 15, 2019
Miami at N.Y. Giants
1:00 pm CBS
MetLife Stadium

Miami, honestly, because Eli sucks.

Houston at Tennessee
1:00 pm CBS
Nissan Stadium

Titans in the first game

New England at Cincinnati
1:00 pm CBS
Paul Brown Stadium

Patriots

Seattle at Carolina
1:00 pm FOX
Bank of America Stadium

Seattle

Tampa Bay at Detroit
1:00 pm FOX
Ford Field
Tampa Bay

Denver at Kansas City
1:00 pm CBS
Arrowhead Stadium
KC

Philadelphia at Washington
1:00 pm FOX
FedEx Field
Philly

Chicago at Green Bay
1:00 pm FOX
Lambeau Field

Green Bay only cause they’re at home

Jacksonville at Oakland
4:05 pm CBS
RingCentral Coliseum
Oakland, unfortunately.

Cleveland at Arizona
4:05 pm CBS
State Farm Stadium
Arizona

Minnesota at L.A. Chargers
4:05 pm CBS
Dignity Health Sports Park
Vikings - I am NOT picking the Chargers again

Atlanta at San Francisco
4:25 pm FOX
Levi’s Stadium
SF in a rout

L.A. Rams at Dallas
4:25 pm FOX
AT&T Stadium
Rams - Dallas is on the slide to obscurity

Buffalo at Pittsburgh
8:20 pm NBC
Heinz Field

Buffalo

Monday, December 16, 2019
Indianapolis at New Orleans
8:15 pm ESPN
Mercedes-Benz Superdome

New Orleans, big, they’re mad about the SF loss

[L,TOWM]

Baltimore
Miami
Tennessee
New England
Carolina
Detroit
Kansas City
Washington
Green Bay
Oakland
Arizona
Minnesota
San Francisco
Dallas
Buffalo
New Orleans

[mmichaels1970]

N.Y. Jets at Baltimore
Miami at N.Y. Giants
Houston at Tennessee
New England at Cincinnati
Seattle at Carolina
Tampa Bay at Detroit
Denver at Kansas City
Philadelphia at Washington
Chicago at Green Bay
Jacksonville at Oakland
Cleveland at Arizona
Minnesota at L.A. Chargers
Atlanta at San Francisco
L.A. Rams at Dallas
Buffalo at Pittsburgh
Indianapolis at New Orleans

[big'ol_freeper]

I'll take the Ravens over the Jets tonight...

... and days since team lost 3 or more in a row

[al_c]

Ravens
Gotta go with the home team … Giants
Titans at home
Patsies
Seahags
Bucs
Chiefs
philly
Pack
Raiders
Cards
Vikes
9ers
*sigh* Rams
Stillers
Ain’ts

[Jim W N]

Projected Winners (late, but worth the wait - doesn’t count - I don’t include the cellar dwellers)...

Baltimore
Tennessee
New England
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Kansas City
Green Bay
Cleveland
Minnesota
San Francisco
Dallas
Buffalo
New Orleans

[Rummyfan]

Hey, I got the Thursday game right! I'm 1 - 0! Here are the rest!

Sunday, December 15, 2019

Miami at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium What a game to start the day! Ugh. But bad as they both are, Miami has been playing better. Whereas the Giants are giving a new definition of woeful.... Dolphins.

Houston at Tennessee 1:00 pm CBS Nissan Stadium Tennessee has the been the surprise of the season and here they are in a game for first place in the division. The Texans laid an egg after beating the Patriots. They still have a more than capable offense and they'll rebound. Texans.

New England at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium I don't believe the Patriots need to cheat to beat the hapless Bengals. On to Cincinnati. Patriots.

Seattle at Carolina 1:00 pm FOX Bank of America Stadium A small hiccup by the Seahawks last week against the Rams. Just a hiccup! But that case has cleared now. Other than Christian McCaffrey what do the Panthers have ?! Seahawks.

Tampa Bay at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field How many picks will Winston throw? Who knows! But Detroit has simply been decimated by injuries. Bucs.

Denver at Kansas City 1:00 pm CBS Arrowhead Stadium Denver has been playing better; witness last week against the Texans. But KC. At home. Nah... Chiefs.

Philadelphia at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx FieldAs poorly as they have played, the Eagles still have a shot to win the division. And while the Redskins have been better, they won't be good enough. Eagles.

Chicago at Green Bay 1:00 pm FOX Lambeau Field No I cannot take Mitchell Trubisky against the Packers and Aaron Rodgers at Lambeau Field. Packers.

Jacksonville at Oakland 4:05 pm CBS RingCentral Coliseum Four weeks ago the Raiders were contending for a playoff spot. That was then and this is now.... But the Jags come to town. Who wouldn't be happy about that?! Raiders.

Cleveland at Arizona 4:05 pm CBS State Farm Stadium Hmm..... I've been riding that Baker Mayfield train all season. Despite the lack of progress, why get off now? Browns.

Minnesota at L.A. Chargers 4:05 pm CBS Dignity Health Sports Park The Vikings are on a post-season path. And the Chargers are one of the most disappointing teams in the league this year. I hate to pin my hopes on Kirk Cousins.... but here we go! Vikings.

Atlanta at San Francisco 4:25 pm FOX Levi's Stadium Atlanta is the other of the 'most disappointing teams' this season. Disappointment continues here as the Niners are emerging as the class of the NFC. Niners.

L.A. Rams at Dallas 4:25 pm FOX AT&T Stadium It's do-or-die for the Boys I think. And the Rams have shown some life since that shellacking by the Ravens. So what will Jerry do when his team loses this one? It will be interesting! Rams.

Buffalo at Pittsburgh 8:20 pm NBC Heinz Field Honestly, I'm mystified as to how the Steelers keep winning with a third-string QB, a running game of no-names, and their best receiver out too. Buffalo may not be a juggernaut on offense but Allen is doing enough to win and they have a pretty stout defense. Bills.

Monday, December 16, 2019

Indianapolis at New Orleans 8:15 pm ESPN Mercedes-Benz Superdome Indy ... fading fast. The Saints? On cruise control. Saints.

And one more.....

GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

[CodeToad]

The NFL is politics. Take the politics out of the NFL and maybe it can get back to being entertainment.