To: sodpoodle
I’m a descendant of some English king a thousand years ago. Where’s my inheritance?
15 posted on
12/08/2019 12:39:08 PM PST by
bgill
To: bgill
I'm descended from Noah, but I can't find his will.
18 posted on
12/08/2019 12:43:59 PM PST by
SkyPilot
("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
To: bgill
Long Live King Bgill!! You’d be better than the current twit due to inherit the throne.
To: bgill
Hey me too. Maybe we are related and can split the inheritance. The interest alone should be worth millions.
45 posted on
12/08/2019 1:24:15 PM PST by
dhs12345
To: bgill
My wife says I self-identify as royalty. This is the only thing we agree that she is correct on.
Aside from being addressed as “your highness”, please ping me if you get an answer on how we claim royal inheritances!
To: bgill
I’m looking for my reparations from Egyptian slavery.
60 posted on
12/08/2019 2:36:18 PM PST by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: bgill
I’m a descendant of some English king a thousand years ago. Likewise here, but a more recent one.
Also, you owe me a beer: I can also claim Charlemagne!
(But there's a hitch!)
62 posted on
12/08/2019 2:39:47 PM PST by
Does so
(.Democrats only believe in democracy when they win the election...)
To: bgill
“I’m a descendant of some English king...”
Who better to pay reparations?
To: bgill
Yes I'm first cousin ten times removed to Ben Franklin. Where is my share of his inventions? Oh wait I don't think he believed in patents. 😩
74 posted on
12/08/2019 4:01:35 PM PST by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: bgill
Would you settle for lunch with the Duchess of Sussex?
76 posted on
12/08/2019 4:17:10 PM PST by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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