Posted on 12/07/2019 12:51:07 PM PST by HogsBreath
A lesbian mother changed her name and packed homemade banana bread before crossing the Channel in a dinghy to smuggle her children into Britain.
Lauren Etchells, 33, triggered an international manhunt when she left her wife in Canada and took her son and daughter to start a new life with her 'sperm donor', who fathered one of them.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
I lost brain cells trying to read that headline.
And, Hey! She’d be wise to start marketing that banana bread she lived on while DOING all that rowing. She’ll make a ton of money.
I thought that, too. She’d put Cliff Bar and Kind out of business in nothing flat with that sort of calorie and nutrient content, wouldn’t she?
Western Civilization continues to circle the drain
“”The “Channel” from Canada to Britain is quite wide. She must have some great upper body strength to row across it in a dinghy.””
Was going to make a comment similar to yours but I was still trying to frame mine when I saw your post. Great! She should be real popular with the nut from Sweden - Norway wherever...did that person ever make it home from the US or was she going to Spain first? They could have met in the North Atlantic if they’d gotten an earlier start.
I think we all were...Funny it didn’t occur to the writer.
LOL...Well, yes....That’s true...
This Modern Age is quite seriously weird.
Lesbians are weird. It would be useful if some honest psychiatrist figured out what’s really going on with them. Heck, for all I know, maybe it has been figured out and it’s been suppressed as politically incorrect. Of course, there’s a sort of bull-dyke type that’s so unappealing to men that the they don’t really have a lot of options other than fellow bull-dykes. But what I don’t understand are the lipstick lesbians who totally pass for hetero who hook up with other lipstick lesbians who totally pass for hetero. I live in San Francisco, and such women are very real. In my opinion, it’s some type of mental illness/disorder. Maybe some guy abused or mistreated them in the past and messed up their minds. Maybe the dynamics of their father & mother were dysfunctional. Maybe they think their femininity is somehow lacking (i.e., they seek it in an another woman). Maybe they got involved in some sport dominated by dykes and were recruited into that lifestyle. I don’t know. It’s weird..
Her ex is going to need those bananas more than she will.
A picture showed a dinghy with a motor. They only had to travel 14 nautical miles. Swimmers have taken as short as 7 hours to cross. Ferries can make it in half an hour. Haven’t seen how long it took her.
The good looking ones all eventually go back to the D
“Did you notice that the Daily Mail did not have a comments section?
Very unusual for them.”
I’ve noticed very few of the gay articles have a comments section on DM. They don’t want the public to see what the other public really thinks about gays.
“She left her wife in Canada,”
I didn’t read the article as per FR rules, but it appears she’s from Lesbia, not Canadia, as they said she’s a Lesbian.
From the ARTICLE!
“The group had travelled 14 nautical miles from Portbail, France, before landing on a beach in Jersey. “
So it was the channel between France and Jersey!
she lived in spain then traveled to Jersey to go accross the channel to live with the father of one of her children.
Funny how many undocumented people get accross to England but these souls are picked up and prosecuted for endangering the children
The dinghy had an outboard motor and she wasn’t aiming for England proper. They just had to make it from France to the Isle of Jersey which is about 30 miles.
Manphobia
No, she's not. She's in a relationship with the father of one of her children. Children she gave birth to that she's now being accused of abducting.
No, you have your words mixed up!
She was on an international hunt for her man! Understand?
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