Lesbian mother, 33, 'changed her name and crossed the Channel in a dinghy to smuggle her children into Britain' after leaving her wife for a 'sperm donor'

Daily Mail ^ | 12/7/2019 | Alex Ward

[HogsBreath]

A lesbian mother changed her name and packed homemade banana bread before crossing the Channel in a dinghy to smuggle her children into Britain.

Lauren Etchells, 33, triggered an international manhunt when she left her wife in Canada and took her son and daughter to start a new life with her 'sperm donor', who fathered one of them.

[HogsBreath]

Wait just a darned minute! I thought conversion from homosexual to hetro was impossible! Isn't that why states are passing laws against conversion therapy?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

The “Channel” from Canada to Britain is quite wide. She must have some great upper body strength to row across it in a dinghy.

[fwdude]

Funny how these family matters always result in “international manhunts” when a homo is spurned in the process.

[DannyTN]

I’m still trying to put together the travel story.

She left her wife in Canada, and crossed the Channel in a dinghy to Britain. That’s a big channel between Canada and Britain.

[DannyTN]

You beat me. That’s what I was thinking.

[rephope]

Beautiful! She needs sanctuary.

[Veto!]

Definitely Geographically Challenged.

[Blood of Tyrants]

She only crossed from Spain to France and planned to take a ferry across. I scanned the article looking for a reason why but never saw one.

[JBW1949]

Try reading the story...It’ll help....

[Dr. Sivana]

I thought conversion from homosexual to hetro was impossible! Isn't that why states are passing laws against conversion therapy?

Yeah, Anne Heche has been lying to herself for 19 years now.

[bigbob]

You know, there’s about six things really wrong just in that headline alone...

[unread]

Yeah... This is just WAY to complicated for me.. :(

[metmom]

That’s why there’s an international manhunt for her.

[unread]

"She only crossed from Spain to France and planned to take a ferry across. I scanned the article looking for a reason why but never saw one."

Maybe it was the reference to "ferrys" that caused her grief…(?)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Try reading the story...It’ll help....

WHAT? And not uphold the fine FReeper tradition? Never!

Besides, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to make snarky posts, would I?

[ChildOfThe60s]

Try reading the story...It’ll help....

Ha Ha, I saw the motor on the dingy and figured that was a clue.

Very convoluted story. Poorly written with barely comprehensible chronology.

[tired&retired]

Natasha Brown is a nutcase.

[politicket]

This article sure is sexist.

What if the manhunt identifies itself as a womanhunt? Or a theyhunt?

Someone should file a lawsuit against them.

[Veto!]

Did you notice that the Daily Mail did not have a comments section?

Very unusual for them.

[MuttTheHoople]

Otherwise known as The American Channel