1 posted on
12/07/2019 11:19:12 AM PST by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Mr. Wynt or Mr. Kidd on board?
2 posted on
12/07/2019 11:23:28 AM PST by
wally_bert
(Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
To: BenLurkin
What? Someone has a problem with emotional support scorpions, now?
3 posted on
12/07/2019 11:23:40 AM PST by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: BenLurkin
Did they make an announcement for the owner of the Emotional Support Scorpion to please press their call button?
4 posted on
12/07/2019 11:25:49 AM PST by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: BenLurkin
Starting December 15th, United passengers will be able to reserve seats in the “no scorpion” section, for a surcharge of $65.00 per flight.
5 posted on
12/07/2019 11:30:21 AM PST by
Eric Pode of Croydon
(I'm an unreconstructed Free Trader and I do not give a damn.)
To: BenLurkin
my my! how many Bonus Miles did UAL charge for that nice extra service?
6 posted on
12/07/2019 11:31:33 AM PST by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: BenLurkin
I am sick and tired of these #&#&$ scorpions on this #&$!# plane!
9 posted on
12/07/2019 11:38:34 AM PST by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: BenLurkin
Fantastic thing to read while I wait to board a UAL flight from Vienna to Newark 🙄🤮🤢
10 posted on
12/07/2019 11:42:39 AM PST by
surroundedbyblue
(Proud to be an Infidel & a deplorable.)
To: BenLurkin
Someone should make a movie.
11 posted on
12/07/2019 11:45:51 AM PST by
Disambiguator
("Progressives" want government in action. Conservatives want government inaction.)
To: BenLurkin
This doesn't pass the 'who smuggled her own scorpion' question test.
Story may be more 'believable' had she stood up and dropped trou forcing the scorpion to fall to the floor.
(Which is exactly what I would have done had there been a strange unknown activity in my pants area. Actually many years ago while on a paving project I was standing in the grass waiting for my 9AM 'attack' on the highway and a strange creature flew up my leg and I hopped to the side of the road and dropped trou in the waning minutes of a typical Northern Virginia rush hour....under the TMI, yes, I was 'commando' but that didn't stop me)
Maybe she was trying to 'protect' the other passengers.
Either way, it is a 'Are you just happy to see me or is there a scorpion in your pants?' moment.
12 posted on
12/07/2019 11:46:47 AM PST by
xrmusn
(6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
No lethal. But hurts like hell. The Bark Scorpion is nasty though.
Unlike the one in Iraq, and there a bouts, that will kill you.
16 posted on
12/07/2019 12:02:56 PM PST by
crz
To: BenLurkin
Pretty big scorpion. That’s good for her. It’s the little ones that pack the really strong venom.
To: BenLurkin
Ive heard of getting crabs but scorpions falling out of your pants? That is nasty.
To: BenLurkin
Oops, I wondered where he went...
21 posted on
12/07/2019 12:50:39 PM PST by
Hoosier-Daddy
("Washington, DC. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious")
To: BenLurkin
I was just trying to picture some stews trying to catch a scorpion then it dawned on me they made the faggot catch it.
It seems almost all flights now have grannies and gays as their flight attendants.
22 posted on
12/07/2019 1:02:53 PM PST by
OrangeHoof
(The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
To: BenLurkin
I guess the friendly skies should be the stinging skies of United! 😋
25 posted on
12/07/2019 3:59:57 PM PST by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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