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"I rather sleep with ISIS/MS13 than a Republican or a police officer"
Guava Cheese Puff | November 29, 2019 | Guava Cheese Puff

Posted on 11/29/2019 2:10:38 PM PST by GuavaCheesePuff

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To: Gay State Conservative

Why doesn’t Austin have a pro football team?

Because Houston and Dallas might want one.


21 posted on 11/29/2019 2:23:27 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

So your having Thanksgiving dinner and your female relative starts telling everyone who she’d prefer to be banged by?

Nice...


22 posted on 11/29/2019 2:23:42 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: left that other site

Most of the males members of ISIS are dead, sent to paradise (Muslim Hell) via the US Armed Forces.

Unless she likes necrophilia, I doubt she’d sleep with a corpse.


23 posted on 11/29/2019 2:24:46 PM PST by Alas Babylon! (The prisons do not fill themselves. Get moving, Barr!)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

The very reason I don’t visit relatives for Thanksgiving now that my father in law is gone.


24 posted on 11/29/2019 2:25:36 PM PST by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

Lucky you


25 posted on 11/29/2019 2:26:05 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

Oh my, you have my condolences.


26 posted on 11/29/2019 2:28:36 PM PST by paulcissa (Politicians want you unarmed so they can kill you.)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

She sounds like a slut, based on her choice of metaphor.


27 posted on 11/29/2019 2:28:55 PM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

“This is not the same crazy cousin from last year. This is another crazy relative.”

Dude, I hate to be the bearer of bad news here but you may be genetically predisposed....


28 posted on 11/29/2019 2:29:35 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

I would’ve left the dinner. She’s Not worth it


29 posted on 11/29/2019 2:29:37 PM PST by albie
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

Liberalism is a mental disorder.


30 posted on 11/29/2019 2:29:53 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Everyone who favors socialism plans on the government taking other people's money, not theirs.)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

There is always an belligerent ignorant idiot anywhere.


31 posted on 11/29/2019 2:30:09 PM PST by CodeToad
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

Video please...


32 posted on 11/29/2019 2:30:33 PM PST by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

Send her on a sight seeing trip to Pakistan or Afghanistan and see if she still feels the same. That is if she survives.


33 posted on 11/29/2019 2:31:41 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Everyone who favors socialism plans on the government taking other people's money, not theirs.)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

All of these Leftist women have similar fantasies. Normal white men just don’t turn them on. :)


34 posted on 11/29/2019 2:32:44 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: GuavaCheesePuff
Tell her to call the local police department and tell them that they are in no way to come to her house if she has any type of problem(s) and do the same with her representatives that may be Republican.

#youreallyarecuttingyournoseofftospiteyourface
35 posted on 11/29/2019 2:32:49 PM PST by ssfromla
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To: Fai Mao

Sounds like she is enough to drive Republicans into celibacy.

ISIS and MS13 are not that choosy.


36 posted on 11/29/2019 2:33:35 PM PST by odawg
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

And those are probably the only two groups who would willingly sleep with her.


37 posted on 11/29/2019 2:34:24 PM PST by ebersole
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

You should choose your relatives more carefully.

...oh, wait..


38 posted on 11/29/2019 2:34:47 PM PST by Oscar in Batangas (January 20, 2017, High Noon. The end of an error.)
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To: GuavaCheesePuff

I think whoopi said it ... “That isn’t Rape-Rape”


39 posted on 11/29/2019 2:35:28 PM PST by TexasTransplant (Damn the Torpedoes! Full Speed Ahead!)
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To: SkyDancer; GuavaCheesePuff

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.


40 posted on 11/29/2019 2:36:51 PM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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