Posted on 11/19/2019 9:51:21 AM PST by simpson96
While intoning pious flapdoodle about his sacred duty to impeach and remove President Trump from office, it seems that God or else Eric Swalwell's digestive system had other plans for him.
He let 'er rip, and it wasn't subtle. No one heard a thing he said either before or after that impressive digestive demonstration.
Which was fitting reminder to voters just how lightweight the first Democratic presidential debate dropout is, now that he's achieved a new reason to get his name in the news.
Swalwell seems to have done it with little effort to hold it in, which raises questions for the ace investigative reporters out there, the ones who spent all that time reporting about President Trump's dog-medal Photoshop, as to whether Swalwell made a spectacular miscalculation, or else farts out loud like that all the time. They need to get busy.
Some actually did, and now Swalwell is saying "not me" to People magazine, which rose to the challenge. Swalwell's actually denying that that unmistakeable fart noise was his and this despite that little smile of recognition we see in the video that he knew it was his.
According to People magazine:
“It is real you can tell the pause he takes to push it out,” said someone else.
“Might be real, I mean he quit talking and looks almost like he’s about to laugh,” added another person.
Yet here he is denying he did it:
“It was not me!!!!!” he wrote in a text message to a Buzzfeed reporter. “Ha. And I didn’t hear it when I was speaking.”
When the reporter pointed out that he seemed to pause and hold back a laugh after the alleged fart, the democratic said, “I def did not hear it.”
Such a coward actually. And since he's such a lightweight...
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
He must have got a second helping of beans at lunch in the House cafeteria. I thought only crude gun toting hayseeds like us Trump voters would break wind in public. Guess not.
That awkward moment when your shoe makes the wrong sound on the floor and you know there’s no way to persuade anyone you haven’t just farted.
Mug did it!
Sounds like the rabid anti-gunner paused for second so he could “gun” it?
Fartwell on Hardfart?
“I’d say you’ve had enough!”
Did he lift one cheek?
It sounds as though Eric perjured himself...
“He who denied it, supplied it!”
A distant relative of Paul Boomer, perhaps?
Man ... that was “special effects tape” quality!
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