Bridezilla cancels her wedding because her fiancé refused to ditch his 5ft 3in best man [tr]

UK Daily Mail ^ | November 18, 2019 | Bridie Pearson-Jones

[C19fan]

A bride-to-be has called off her wedding after her fiance refused to ditch his best man because he was too short and had a unibrow crooked teeth. The anonymous bride said the best man is only '5ft 3' and would look 'ridiculous' escorting her 'beautiful' sister down the aisle. Posting on Facebook, the bride, believed to be from the US, revealed: 'I'm getting married next Saturday. 'All of my bridesmaids are gorgeous and honestly I can't imagine having better looking friends.

[a fool in paradise]

Groom and his best man.

[Rio]

Red-headed ex-stripper named “Tiffany?

[Magnatron]

I always wonder what the hell that stain is on the brother’s shirt to the right.

Did he just murder someone before the pic?

[a fool in paradise]

They were on a game farm in South Africa in 1993. The details of that stain are not discussed

https://publicdelivery.org/roger-ballen-twins/

They are in a home these days.

[Ronaldus Magnus]

Thank you for posting that. The photographer, Roger Ballen, is cleary a poor artist who attempts to conceal his lack of skill by betraying and exploiting his subjects.

[bgill]

Whew, he dodged that bullet.

[mjp]

A bride-to-be has called off her wedding after her fiance refused to ditch his best man because he was too short and had a unibrow crooked teeth.

Disappointments stack up until there is a crossing of a threshold, which is irreversible, and couples break up. It is a good thing this happened before the wedding.

[WASCWatch]

I was just going to post those exact words.

[WASCWatch]

The former groom and his best friend, and other friends, can go out to a pub to celebrate. Once the patrons learn of his decision, they won’t have to buy a single drink.

[dfwgator]

Run away...far far away!

[Savage Beast]

Maybe the groom prayed for "the best possible outcome."

[Captain Rhino]

Yeah. Bride-to-be revealed her true character: self-centered and controlling. Good to discover this now before vows are exchanged. I hope the groom realizes just how lucky he is ... for the moment.

(He’s young and inexperienced. So there is always the possibility of a relapse and return to Bridezilla. Time will tell.)

[Magnatron]

Thanks for this. Very interesting, but unfortunately not complete on the part of the author.

The article says that they drooled uncontrollably, which probably explains the stains on the shirt.

The other thing is the author keeps mentioning them in past tense: "Casie and Driesie, the twins, were mutes, with the mental capacity of five-year-olds, according to a psychiatric assessment record."

He does this several times throughout the article. It makes me wonder if they're still alive or not. Interesting, though.

[Deplorable American1776]

Stupid bride...groom is better off without that shallow bitch...

[subterfuge]

Dudley Moore is 5’2”!

[gogeo]

I don’t understand the Royal Princess Complex that takes hold of some women at “their” wedding, which must be perfect. Nice weather, handsome groom (personality doesn’t matter - pictures do), on “their” day.

Exactly so. The Groom is just a supporting actor.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Close call buddy.

Next time propose to a girl you actually like rather then just lust after.

[Sgt_Schultze]

It reads as a made-up Facebook story to agitate the (m)asses.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

A friend of mine said his ex-wife had a set of tits on the front and a set on the back. Said she wasn’t much to look at but a helluva lotta fun to dance with.