Barney: "You sure got slim pickins here. Dogs, nothin but dogs."
Andy: "Barney!"
Barney: "Andy, if you flew a quail through this room, every woman in it would point."
Posted on 11/18/2019 2:17:13 AM PST by C19fan
A bride-to-be has called off her wedding after her fiance refused to ditch his best man because he was too short and had a unibrow crooked teeth. The anonymous bride said the best man is only '5ft 3' and would look 'ridiculous' escorting her 'beautiful' sister down the aisle. Posting on Facebook, the bride, believed to be from the US, revealed: 'I'm getting married next Saturday. 'All of my bridesmaids are gorgeous and honestly I can't imagine having better looking friends.
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“Do you think they could get anymore adds and annoying stuff on that site?”
THANK YOU.
I thought I was the only one was was going crazy with all the ads.
Good thing he found out what she is like. Break it off now!
I don’t understand the Royal Princess Complex that takes hold of some women at “their” wedding, which must be perfect. Nice weather, handsome groom (personality doesn’t matter - pictures do), on “their” day.
Bitches be crazy, Jim.
He dodged a nuke ... being married to that creature would be horrifying.
Barney: "You sure got slim pickins here. Dogs, nothin but dogs."
Andy: "Barney!"
Barney: "Andy, if you flew a quail through this room, every woman in it would point."
I’d rather spend all of my time with dogs than even a single second with such a human.
They’re just better all the way around.
She could have avoided all this angst, by buying the guy a pair of Bobbie DeNiro platform shoes.
I agree the guy has zero to no self esteem to let it go this far. she sounds like vacation in cancum for 3 days and dump her at the airport, not wife material.
This story needs real pictures.
The saying for short guys goes.....'When we're eye to eye, my toes is in it, when we're toes to toes my nose is in it.'
Napolean....5’7”.
Napolean....5’7”.
Hey you never know, she could have been beautiful, and well endowed with untold talents. If so he was thinking with the wrong head. We can’t judge that because there are no pix.
Sounds like she finally did something her attributes couldn’t offset. Everyone has their limits of what they are willing to pay for what they get in return.
Chuck Norris is a short guy also.
Yep ... if she's going to disrespect your Best Man like that, she holds you in contempt as well.
RUN, do not walk ...
Crazy.
Happily the Mrs. and I eloped...her BAT $HIT crazy sister (BSCS) is still angry 25+ years later that she was not invited to our wedding! I kid you not.
BSCS is from MN and is very liberal...
Best to this man and his best man.
Napoleon was 5’ 6” tall.
Throw that bitch into the sewer and never look back.
She’s in the UK and from what I’ve seen of british women the laat few decades her definition of gorgeous and what out definition of gorgeous is are probably several oeders of magnitude different
>>Posting on Facebook, the bride, believed to be from the US, revealed:
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