Posted on 11/15/2019 2:53:52 PM PST by simpson96

PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. - A woman was shot by a homeowner after breaking into a house on Strasburg Drive in Port Charlotte, according to deputies.
Jessica Gutzler, 40, broke into the home around 7 p.m. then started fighting the homeowner, Robert Lafata.
During the fight, Lafata said he shot Gutzler in her butt.
He said Gutzler used to date one of his female friends.
Gutzler then ran away, but later called 911 asking for medical assistance.
Deputies found her near Strasburg Drive and Seaton Avenue, then took her to a medical facility to be treated.
She will be charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling - unarmed, making an assault or battery once she's released.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbc-2.com ...
Hope it was a shotgun with a rock salt load.
Play stupid games when stupid prizes.
I think we are going to have to qualify some of these Florida Man and Florida Woman as native or non-native.
A crack shot.
Ah, so that’s the look one has when shot in the buttocks.
Can’t decide if that started out as an XX or XY but am confident it wants to be the other.
Port Charlotte...ahhhhh, the memories!
When I was 17, the blue-eyed (16y/o) blonde “girl-next-door” ran away to FL and wound up in Port Charlotte at her grandmother’s home.
Well, we didn’t actually run.
Since I didn’t have a car, we took the Greyhound...kinda like the last scene in The Graduate.
Upon returning to Ohio, I officially became a Juvenile Delinquent and had my own Probation Officer I saw each week....all because of a short sight seeing trip.
Even though I had almost straight As, the principal removed me from the Honor Society.
Moral of the story? Don’t use Greyhound.
“A crack shot.”
LOL
Most of the people in our town newspaper that were arrested for meth have very similar eyebrows. It’s a telltale look.
I thought Corey Haim died.
He said Gutzler used to date one of his female friends
So you are correct. 8>).
BREAKING: Local home invaded, “woman” shot in the fracas. Film at eleven...
“Florida woman breaks into Port Charlotte home, gets shot in butt”
Was the Florida Man busy that day?
Yup. In FReeper tradition, I didn’t read the article, but looked at the picture first to determine Guilty, or Not Guilty. Or in this case LGBTQP.
I do agree ; )
Didn’t read the story, saw the pic and thought “she is another Rachel Madcow.
Correct-O-Mundo.
Except this ...er...woman has a more honest profession than Madcow.
Damn! She looks like a police commissioner from any rat city.
Was she seated on Seaton Avenue after being shot in the seat, inquiring minds want to know.
That’s a girl??? Wow, my aunt lived in art Charlotte back in the early 80’s, I remember it being a nice place with lots of canals I could not go swimming in because of the alligators.
Disaster! (That’s a pun)
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