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Florida woman breaks into Port Charlotte home, gets shot in butt
NBC-2 ^ | 11/15/2019 | Taylor Crehan

Posted on 11/15/2019 2:53:52 PM PST by simpson96

PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. - A woman was shot by a homeowner after breaking into a house on Strasburg Drive in Port Charlotte, according to deputies.

Jessica Gutzler, 40, broke into the home around 7 p.m. then started fighting the homeowner, Robert Lafata.

During the fight, Lafata said he shot Gutzler in her butt.

He said Gutzler used to date one of his female friends.

Gutzler then ran away, but later called 911 asking for medical assistance.

Deputies found her near Strasburg Drive and Seaton Avenue, then took her to a medical facility to be treated.

She will be charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling - unarmed, making an assault or battery once she's released.

(Excerpt) Read more at nbc-2.com ...


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KEYWORDS: banglist; fl; florida; floridaman; floridamanwoman; floridawoman; jessicagutzler; portcharlotte; robertlafata
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Hope it was a shotgun with a rock salt load.


21 posted on 11/15/2019 3:13:46 PM PST by Retvet (Retvet)
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To: simpson96

Play stupid games when stupid prizes.

I think we are going to have to qualify some of these Florida Man and Florida Woman as native or non-native.


22 posted on 11/15/2019 3:14:21 PM PST by ameribbean expat (Socialism is like a nude beach - - sounds great til you actually get there. -- David Burge.)
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To: simpson96

A crack shot.


23 posted on 11/15/2019 3:19:40 PM PST by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: simpson96

Ah, so that’s the look one has when shot in the buttocks.

Can’t decide if that started out as an XX or XY but am confident it wants to be the other.


24 posted on 11/15/2019 3:20:52 PM PST by bgill
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To: simpson96

Port Charlotte...ahhhhh, the memories!

When I was 17, the blue-eyed (16y/o) blonde “girl-next-door” ran away to FL and wound up in Port Charlotte at her grandmother’s home.

Well, we didn’t actually run.

Since I didn’t have a car, we took the Greyhound...kinda like the last scene in The Graduate.

Upon returning to Ohio, I officially became a Juvenile Delinquent and had my own Probation Officer I saw each week....all because of a short sight seeing trip.

Even though I had almost straight As, the principal removed me from the Honor Society.

Moral of the story? Don’t use Greyhound.


25 posted on 11/15/2019 3:24:44 PM PST by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
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To: Old Yeller

“A crack shot.”

LOL


26 posted on 11/15/2019 3:26:57 PM PST by simpson96
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To: nwrep

Most of the people in our town newspaper that were arrested for meth have very similar eyebrows. It’s a telltale look.


27 posted on 11/15/2019 3:32:09 PM PST by Dutch Boy
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To: simpson96

I thought Corey Haim died.


28 posted on 11/15/2019 3:33:35 PM PST by Rastus
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To: EvilCapitalist
Well the article states:

He said Gutzler used to date one of his female friends

So you are correct. 8>).

29 posted on 11/15/2019 3:34:39 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: simpson96

BREAKING: Local home invaded, “woman” shot in the fracas. Film at eleven...


30 posted on 11/15/2019 3:35:57 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: simpson96

“Florida woman breaks into Port Charlotte home, gets shot in butt”

Was the Florida Man busy that day?


31 posted on 11/15/2019 3:36:32 PM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care!)
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To: Robert DeLong

Yup. In FReeper tradition, I didn’t read the article, but looked at the picture first to determine Guilty, or Not Guilty. Or in this case LGBTQP.


32 posted on 11/15/2019 3:36:46 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

I do agree ; )


33 posted on 11/15/2019 3:40:15 PM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: simpson96

Didn’t read the story, saw the pic and thought “she is another Rachel Madcow.

Correct-O-Mundo.

Except this ...er...woman has a more honest profession than Madcow.


34 posted on 11/15/2019 3:42:43 PM PST by Da Coyote (is)
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To: simpson96

Damn! She looks like a police commissioner from any rat city.


35 posted on 11/15/2019 3:45:27 PM PST by dljordan
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To: Da Coyote

Was she seated on Seaton Avenue after being shot in the seat, inquiring minds want to know.


36 posted on 11/15/2019 3:47:29 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: Old Yeller

https://webmail.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/hello.wav


37 posted on 11/15/2019 3:48:34 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: simpson96

That’s a girl??? Wow, my aunt lived in art Charlotte back in the early 80’s, I remember it being a nice place with lots of canals I could not go swimming in because of the alligators.


38 posted on 11/15/2019 3:50:14 PM PST by MissEdie (I am South Carolina Strong.)
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To: MissEdie

Disaster! (That’s a pun)


39 posted on 11/15/2019 3:52:06 PM PST by T Baden (Tenth Amendment Texan)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
That’s a man.

Almost. David Bowie decided to return.
40 posted on 11/15/2019 3:53:42 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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