[Morgana]

Remember when science was about science and not about bull****.

Perhaps we need more babies and less scientists?

[GMMC0987]

Wouldn’t killing animals have the same effect. And we could eat them while we’re at it.

[Track9]

Since he’s being so cavalier with life, maybe he’ll agree to sterilization of his daughter or son.

[BenLurkin]

Send teams of doctors to high birthrate regions to provide free sterilizations. Heck, give the men $50 and the women $100 bucks for their trouble.

[OrangeHoof]

“Babies say we have to kill more scientists in order to save the planet.”

Makes as much sense.

[Bob434]

i blame it on spotted owls and polar bears- can’t we abort spotted owl and polar bear embryos to save the planet?

[Deplorable American1776]

Mass Murders postings as scientists. I thought you need to get a degree to be a scientist, but I guess they got theirs from the back of a matchbook...

[GraceG]

But obviously we need more people from the third world here to work and vote democrats to keep their welfare schemes working too...

[a fool in paradise]

Scientists say that the most intelligent males in math and science should be the only authorized progenitors of the species, with 8 fine women per licensed baby daddy. Just like in Dr. Strangelove.

[BipolarBob]

We could get a petition for the babies to make their mark on reversing what the scientists said. After all, the scientists had their shot at life now it’s time to make room for our future.

[Truthoverpower]

Doom. Gloom. Morons

[Equine1952]

Wasn’t it William Shakespeare that said kill all the lawyers? Maybe we should add all the scientists too. It’s only fair.

[lastchance]

Monsters.

[Steve Van Doorn]

There was a recent Climate Change signing of thousands of “scientists.” They had all kind of odd names on the list including Mickey Mouse.

[bluejean]

“the authors think it’s time to say “no” to children. World population, they write, “must be stabilized—and ideally, gradually reduced”

For some reason with these people, advanced, modern countries have to go first, while the primitive ones keep breeding like rabbits. And then all those rabbits get to flood the advanced countries by the millions. It’s kind of like national genocide.

[Vendome]

Settled Science...

[MrEdd]

People who think of themselves as scientists act like babies.

I think there might be a solution there.

[Delta 21]

First, KILL ALL THE SCIENTISTS!

[missthethunder]

I’d be more impressed if all 11,000
scientist signatories from around the world
killed themselves to save the planet.

[Fledermaus]

They should kill themselves to help out.

[fproy2222]

Something I heard in the sixties:
Make love and war, keeps the population equal.

Not funny as it use to be. :>(