In keeping with my 'fowl' holiday thread below, I present you this. Feel free to make all the lame Donald/Daffy/AFLAC/Howard the Duck jokes you can think of.
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To: Viking2002
Pearland is designated as a bird sanctuary city but the Muscovy duck is considered an invasive species from Central and South America and are therefore not protected.
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Illegal aliens living in a sanctuary city.
2 posted on
11/14/2019 2:50:40 AM PST by
Moonman62
(Charity comes from wealth.)
To: Viking2002
Muscovy ducks are taking over a town in Texas
MOSCOW ducks??!!
The dems were right!!
3 posted on
11/14/2019 2:51:08 AM PST by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
To: Viking2002; All
Personally, I find that any fowl is great if you brine it overnight, indirectly smoke it with a moist hickory and/or peachwood smoke on hot coals, then finish it on the gas side of the grill with a glaze made of apricot preserves, a little water for thinning, sea salt, cracked pepper, and an equal and generous portion of onion and garlic powder. Whisk and baste until the glaze begins to caramelize.
Your mileage may vary.
4 posted on
11/14/2019 2:52:19 AM PST by
Viking2002
(..........and Epstein didn't kill himself. Yeah, I went there.)
To: Viking2002
“You eider get out of town or we’ll shoot you.”
6 posted on
11/14/2019 3:03:23 AM PST by
Ken H
(And Epstein didn't kill himself.)
To: Viking2002
In New Jersey, they have an invasion of wild turkeys.
Unlike Texas, New Jersey will catch and relocate the turkeys rather than let residents enjoy a nice Thanksgiving.
7 posted on
11/14/2019 3:07:28 AM PST by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party is now a hate-group)
To: Viking2002
8 posted on
11/14/2019 3:07:43 AM PST by
abb
To: Viking2002
Did someone Release the Quacken?
9 posted on
11/14/2019 3:14:07 AM PST by
rawcatslyentist
("All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing")
To: Viking2002
The city says residents can only kill the duck if they capture it on their own property. They say it cannot be kept, consumed or sold. Plus, the duck must be destroyed by legal means. What a waste. It is plain wrong to kill an edible animal and not eat it.
If the city were to allow people to eat the ducks, the pest problem would go away in no time. I seem to recall that in some jurisdictions where nutria are a problem, officials tried to sell residents on the idea that nutria are tasty.
11 posted on
11/14/2019 3:18:04 AM PST by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
To: Viking2002
Is it OK to lop they little heads off with a non-toxic bush hook?
24 posted on
11/14/2019 3:50:15 AM PST by
imardmd1
(Fiat Lux)
To: Viking2002
32 posted on
11/14/2019 4:03:25 AM PST by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: Viking2002
I hate Muscovy ducks!
I was on a TDY to RAF Chicksands in England. They had Muscovy ducks everywhere. People told me they were protected by the Queen. Anyway, ducks everywhere, and duck FECES everywhere.
I decided to go to the base club that evening, so put on my white linen jacket over my silk black T-shirt (very Miami Vice, in style at the time) and hoofed it on over. I couldn’t see well in the dark, and headed down a short little steep slope to the parking lot and....
Slipped and fell into a big pile of duck poo. Got it all over my nice jacket. I went back to billeting and watched TV. I threw my jacket away. How do you pack a duck-craped jacket when you have to leave the next day?
33 posted on
11/14/2019 4:17:44 AM PST by
Alas Babylon!
(The media is after us. Trump's just in the way.)
36 posted on
11/14/2019 4:27:58 AM PST by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: Viking2002
Do they taste like chicken?
37 posted on
11/14/2019 4:30:35 AM PST by
Bullish
(My tagline ran off with another man.)
To: Viking2002
38 posted on
11/14/2019 4:32:28 AM PST by
cartan
To: Viking2002
To: Viking2002
invasive species from Central and South America and are therefore not protectedWell it sure seems like some invasive species from Ctrl/Sth America are protected
42 posted on
11/14/2019 4:38:46 AM PST by
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
To: Viking2002
.....is considered an invasive species from Central and South America and are therefore not protected. This should apply elsewhere.....
47 posted on
11/14/2019 4:51:47 AM PST by
Envisioning
(Carry safe, always carry, everyday, everywhere.)
To: Viking2002
51 posted on
11/14/2019 5:01:21 AM PST by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Liberalism is the belief everyone else should be in treatment for your disorder.)
To: Viking2002
“Uh-oh, here comes a big flock of wa-was!”
CC
61 posted on
11/14/2019 5:30:27 AM PST by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: Viking2002
"Duck good. You bring in some, we cook for you."
63 posted on
11/14/2019 5:35:59 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
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