Posted on 11/04/2019 5:15:32 AM PST by Lazamataz
Arnold must have used too much Deca.
Turned him into a woman.
The Drinker:
“....and that’s all I have for today.
Go away now!”
The T-800 that kills John Connor in the opening credits of this movie settles down in America, becomes self-aware, renames himself Carl, gets a mundane job, and marries some chick....betchya HIS wife is smiling from ear to ear all day every day... vibrators, anyone?
I mean, this is just pure shit.
But seriously, watch this review. It's amazingly hilarious, and I am tough to make laugh.
Watch this one. He’s a God of Comedy.
The Drinker is the best!
Spoiler: Highlight the below invisible text to see.
I love his character names. Androgynous Thing, Generic Teenage Girl, Apple Genius. LOL
I’ve been watching the Drinker’s videos for about a year now, maybe a bit longer, mostly on the subject various bad movies and tv shows, especially Star Wars, ruined by social justice crap, of course, or just bad, lazy, stupid plots.
“F*** off, film!”
I really cannot believe they went with the LGBT-1000, a chick in a wife beater... anyway, Linda Hamilton looked ridiculous as Sarah, although I give her a great deal of sincere credit for having no plastic surgery on her face. I respect that a lot.
That hair though... SMH.
The greatest tragedy of this crap movie is that it rendered the first two movies, which are excellent, utterly pointless. It’s like they may as well have never even existed. Idiots.
I don’t know why Hollyweird thinks gender swapping and bending is what people want in movies, but I imagine they will go broke soon enough if they stick with it.
I finally saw Joker this weekend. Now that is a damn good movie!
The best part about Linda Hamilton?
Her unvarnished honesty.
I saw, on YouTube, Linda Hamilton on Jimmy Kimmel (Jimble Kimble, I call him), and her quote about the movie was, “It’s... ok.”
That was her PROMOTIONAL TOUR review.
She gives exactly zero f***s. LOL
Bookmark for later.
This is a very good review of the new Joker movie. After seeing this review I think I’ll see the movie.
John Conner’s dead?
Apparently, I missed one in the series...
Why is Ellen Degeneres even in this movie?
I heard about that lol!
I can’t imagine that she would be happy with this movie.
It’s mind blowing how much better movies were back in the day for the most part.
It’s like the performances, even in low budget films, such as The Terminator, were just better.
Other than Arnold and Linda, it looks like the casting decisions were made by committee at a no-name coffee house by a group of millennials who consider themselves too hip for Starbucks. Not one person on screen in the clips sold gritty warrior like Michael Biehn did in the original.
Hint to Hollywood, if you're going to have an action/adventure movie with lots of, well, action and adventure, weapons, fights... You need to cast people who look like they belong in an action/adventure movie. You do not cast people who look like they should be guest stars on the latest crime drama. You know the guy/gal that comes onto the show and gets killed before the first commercial break. Or the ones who play the victim's room-mate lamenting "Oh why would anyone kill Jill and destroy her sustainable all organic garden!?" Where you're not sure if they're more upset about Jill or the garden...
Please Hollywood, let this be the end of the Terminator "franchise"... At this point it is a mercy killing.
Lol!!! I knew this would be The Drinker before I even opened this. Hes funny AF!
Seriously, Laz, that review is hysterical. Pure comedy gold.
Ditto.
I’ve been watching his videos for the last few days. He’s pretty good.
“Go away now!”
That's the beauty of time travel in the movies. No need to pander to the dictates of past writers, just ret-con whatever you like and away you go into a brave new plot. It's totally honest crapola.
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