The T-800 that kills John Connor in the opening credits of this movie settles down in America, becomes self-aware, renames himself Carl, gets a mundane job, and marries some chick....betchya HIS wife is smiling from ear to ear all day every day... vibrators, anyone?
I mean, this is just pure shit.
But seriously, watch this review. It's amazingly hilarious, and I am tough to make laugh.
I'll try.
Are you making fun of Terminators and Terminality?
Well, I tried.