[Jamestown1630]

Those ‘chips’ are actually ‘pommes frites’.

(Learn to speak French, People!)

[Telepathic Intruder]

"Learn to speak French, People!"

French was likely invented by the French, am I right? I like their cologne and use of nuclear reactors, but their language sounds like there's something wrong with their mouth. Like a toothache maybe. Let's see, what else do I like about the French? They stood up to Hitler for about a week I think, and lost almost 100,000 ground troops. Damn. I like French fries too.