[Telepathic Intruder]

"Learn to speak French, People!"

French was likely invented by the French, am I right? I like their cologne and use of nuclear reactors, but their language sounds like there's something wrong with their mouth. Like a toothache maybe. Let's see, what else do I like about the French? They stood up to Hitler for about a week I think, and lost almost 100,000 ground troops. Damn. I like French fries too.

[Jamestown1630]

Oh, Gosh.

Things I like about the French:

If you get out of the big cities, they are very nice, warm people.

They have a stunning sense of Style; and many great visual artists have come from France.

They know how to COOK! - (something dear to my heart.)

They’ve given us some great philosophers - not to mention literary artists.

And French is possibly the most complex of the Romance languages, and the hardest to truly master.

Bonne nuit!

[airplaneguy]

Except that French fries were invented in Belgium.