Almost 40 years ago I had a girlfriend leave me for a guy who wore makeup. He was a wanna be heavy metal rocker who was sort of going for the Alice Cooper look
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Is this about what he looked like?
Something similar. I had to cut my long hair for work, and the girlfriend dumped me and went with ‘Heavy Metal Goldilocks, trying to look tough’.
Well, just picture what they probably both look like now and what they probably do to eke out a living, and you'll get a good laugh out of it. LOL I used to live with a girl back in the 80's who was pretty smokin'. She split on me because we were oil and water. Well, not too many moons ago, I was going over my credit and background history and her name popped up, showing that she'd lived in my old hometown (not true - she was scamming early on). Out of curiousity, I found her page on Facebook, and my God, there is two of her now. LOL So, what harbor ya been hiding in, Petunia? *chuckle* On top of it, she's single again and working some booth at a truck plaza somewhere. Well, it must suck to be you.