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Good Dog
email from friend | 10/17/2019 | unknown

Posted on 10/17/2019 5:00:48 AM PDT by sodpoodle

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT THE DOG,

I am SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.

YES, HE BIT:

6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS...

4 PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS...

2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS...

9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACKS...

2 FLAG BURNERS...

AND ......... A KNEELING FOOTBALL PLAYER.

SO FOR THE LAST TIME...

THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,

BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT Of HIS Mouth


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: woof
short, but sweet and silly:)
1 posted on 10/17/2019 5:00:48 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

At least the dog doesn’t vape.


2 posted on 10/17/2019 5:04:57 AM PDT by John123 (It is Time for Debt Jubilee. Everything is Free)
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To: sodpoodle

Wait...a talking dog?


3 posted on 10/17/2019 5:05:45 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks for the first chuckle of the day. (I’m taking more time in morning prayers now, doubling down on prayers for President Trump, his family and those supporting him.)


4 posted on 10/17/2019 5:19:26 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: sodpoodle

What trainer did you use. I have two dogs that need some obedience training like that.


5 posted on 10/17/2019 5:21:25 AM PDT by Slingwing
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To: 2banana

So the talking sheepdog says to the farmer, “I got all 20 sheep in the pen.” The farmer says, “But we only have 19.” The sneepdog says, “I know, I just rounded them up.”


6 posted on 10/17/2019 5:22:53 AM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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To: sodpoodle

Love it! I’ll be telling that tonight around a real campfire!


7 posted on 10/17/2019 5:29:25 AM PDT by rlmorel (Trump to China: This Capitalist Will Not Sell You the Rope with Which You Will Hang Us.)
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To: sodpoodle

Forwarded to appropriate people


8 posted on 10/17/2019 5:30:50 AM PDT by HangnJudge (Kipling was right about Humanity)
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To: sodpoodle; All

Good one, but I would change to smoking reference to the dog eating his own feces; seems more appropriate.


9 posted on 10/17/2019 5:35:22 AM PDT by notdownwidems (Washington D.C. has become the enemy of free people everywhere!)
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To: sodpoodle

While I’ve seen this before. It’s still good. However, I’ve changed it a little for today’s situation. And Believe me, there are many different answers for it!!


10 posted on 10/17/2019 5:40:00 AM PDT by RollingThunder ( LIBERALS - Lying Ignorant Bums Endangering Real American Lives & Society)
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To: sodpoodle

Woof!


11 posted on 10/17/2019 5:52:05 AM PDT by jonsie
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To: 2banana

Yes.
With a doggy accent.


12 posted on 10/17/2019 6:02:03 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: sodpoodle

To get that taste out of your mouth would require huffing a coal fired smoke stack!


13 posted on 10/17/2019 6:25:04 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: outofsalt

On another thread, I just posted this video of Pres. Reagan campaigning - funny stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5is6WP4b48


14 posted on 10/17/2019 6:27:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle

Dog needs a steak every night for dinner.


15 posted on 10/17/2019 6:42:19 AM PDT by bgill
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To: Ken H

So the talking sheepdog says to the farmer, “I got all 20 sheep in the pen.” The farmer says, “But we only have 19.” The sneepdog says, “I know, I just rounded them up.”
+++++
LOL. So that rumor that mathematicians were no longer allowed to post on FR must have been a bunch of baloney.

That’s good. We need more math on this forum. About all we have now is the analysis of phony polls. I want more analytics.


16 posted on 10/17/2019 7:11:31 AM PDT by InterceptPoint (Ted, you finally endorsed.)
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To: InterceptPoint

Suggest you start and moderate a weekly discussion forum, in Chat: The Calculus Caucus.


17 posted on 10/17/2019 9:43:51 AM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: sodpoodle

No comment


18 posted on 10/17/2019 10:41:27 AM PDT by TheDog
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To: InterceptPoint

In my Cal III class we had reached the section on calculating water pressure on shapes and sections, with the ultimate aim being able to calculate pressure and force on dams. The professor pointed out that this was all well and good when you’re talking about smooth concrete structures, but it could become much tougher if not impossible if you were working with earthen dams. Those that had been around for a long time, suffering through time and tides would be virtually impossible. Then he said, “It just goes to show you that you can’t solve every dam problem with calculus.”


19 posted on 10/17/2019 11:21:02 AM PDT by McGarrett (Book'em Danno)
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