Posted on 10/17/2019 5:00:48 AM PDT by sodpoodle
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT THE DOG,
I am SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.
YES, HE BIT:
6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS...
4 PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS...
2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS...
9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACKS...
2 FLAG BURNERS...
AND ......... A KNEELING FOOTBALL PLAYER.
SO FOR THE LAST TIME...
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT Of HIS Mouth
At least the dog doesn’t vape.
Wait...a talking dog?
Thanks for the first chuckle of the day. (I’m taking more time in morning prayers now, doubling down on prayers for President Trump, his family and those supporting him.)
What trainer did you use. I have two dogs that need some obedience training like that.
So the talking sheepdog says to the farmer, “I got all 20 sheep in the pen.” The farmer says, “But we only have 19.” The sneepdog says, “I know, I just rounded them up.”
Love it! I’ll be telling that tonight around a real campfire!
Forwarded to appropriate people
Good one, but I would change to smoking reference to the dog eating his own feces; seems more appropriate.
While I’ve seen this before. It’s still good. However, I’ve changed it a little for today’s situation. And Believe me, there are many different answers for it!!
Woof!
Yes.
With a doggy accent.
To get that taste out of your mouth would require huffing a coal fired smoke stack!
On another thread, I just posted this video of Pres. Reagan campaigning - funny stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5is6WP4b48
Dog needs a steak every night for dinner.
So the talking sheepdog says to the farmer, “I got all 20 sheep in the pen.” The farmer says, “But we only have 19.” The sneepdog says, “I know, I just rounded them up.”
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LOL. So that rumor that mathematicians were no longer allowed to post on FR must have been a bunch of baloney.
That’s good. We need more math on this forum. About all we have now is the analysis of phony polls. I want more analytics.
Suggest you start and moderate a weekly discussion forum, in Chat: The Calculus Caucus.
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In my Cal III class we had reached the section on calculating water pressure on shapes and sections, with the ultimate aim being able to calculate pressure and force on dams. The professor pointed out that this was all well and good when you’re talking about smooth concrete structures, but it could become much tougher if not impossible if you were working with earthen dams. Those that had been around for a long time, suffering through time and tides would be virtually impossible. Then he said, “It just goes to show you that you can’t solve every dam problem with calculus.”
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