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Florida woman leads police on hours-long chase through Big Lots ceiling after...trying to shoplift
Fox News ^ | 10/16/2019 | Nicole Darrah

Posted on 10/16/2019 5:54:42 PM PDT by simpson96

A Florida woman wanted for allegedly shoplifting at a Big Lots store was arrested after trying to make her getaway through a less traditional route: the ceiling.

Kristina Perkins, 37, was in the store, located in Port Charlotte, for several hours on Thursday night before she "entered the women’s restroom with a shopping cart full of merchandise."

The store manager tried to check on Perkins in the bathroom, but noticed "several garbage cans positioned in a manner to barricade the door," the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office said in a news release about the incident.

Perkins was advised that she was caught and police were on the way, but she never left the bathroom. The manager went inside to check on her and noticed "tile missing from the ceiling" and Perkins nowhere in sight.

Eventually, deputies spotted Perkins "several times by removing tiles from various points in the ceiling." She allegedly didn't listen to their commands to stop, and kept crawling through the ceiling.

The store was evacuated "due to the danger of Perkins falling through the ceiling" as the 37-year-old allegedly led authorities on the odd chase, which lasted for roughly six hours.

As they were trying to capture Perkins, a deputy found her purse, which reportedly had "three syringes and a spoon with white residue that tested positive for Morphine" inside.

Eventually, around 1:40 a.m., Perkins was spotted coming down from the ceiling using a stack of shelves. She was arrested when she made it to the ground.

Big Lots, according to the sheriff's office, suffered "significant damage to their ceiling, duct work and dry wall" and will remain closed until necessary repairs can be made.

Perkins was charged with felony criminal mischief, petit theft, possession of drug paraphernalia, resisting a merchant and resisting law enforcement without violence.

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KEYWORDS: biglots; florida; kristinaperkins; portcharlotte
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1 posted on 10/16/2019 5:54:42 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

No pic?


2 posted on 10/16/2019 5:56:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: simpson96

Stealin’ through the ceilin’...the oldest trick in the book!


3 posted on 10/16/2019 5:58:33 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: simpson96
I'm going with not guilty


4 posted on 10/16/2019 5:59:30 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: simpson96

“significant damage to their ceiling, duct work and dry wall” and will remain closed until necessary repairs can be made. “

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That’s some big bucks right there.


5 posted on 10/16/2019 5:59:46 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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To: BenLurkin

Not exactly a chase...


6 posted on 10/16/2019 5:59:55 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping.


7 posted on 10/16/2019 6:02:14 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: simpson96

Licky shes a woman. They woulda just shot a guy.


8 posted on 10/16/2019 6:04:11 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

All that damage to save 29 cents on some paper towels? Lock her up.


9 posted on 10/16/2019 6:06:26 PM PDT by Libloather (CHANGE CLIMATE CHANGE!)
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To: simpson96

Her life is not ever going to get any better unless she has a miracle.


10 posted on 10/16/2019 6:19:39 PM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: simpson96

Nimble minx.


11 posted on 10/16/2019 6:20:37 PM PDT by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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To: simpson96

I guess what goes for “Florida man” goes for “Florida woman” too?


12 posted on 10/16/2019 6:23:40 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Vote Giant Meteor in 2020)
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To: Secret Agent Man

“Licky shes a woman.” Sounds kinky.


13 posted on 10/16/2019 6:31:26 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
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To: simpson96

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3784403/posts


14 posted on 10/16/2019 6:41:28 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: simpson96

“resisting a merchant”

When did that become a crime?


15 posted on 10/16/2019 6:50:44 PM PDT by freedomlver
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To: simpson96

Florida again!! The nutty state.


16 posted on 10/16/2019 6:53:10 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: simpson96
My fave:


17 posted on 10/16/2019 6:58:40 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: simpson96
Runner ups:


18 posted on 10/16/2019 7:05:50 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: BenLurkin
"I'm going with not guilty"

I'm going with 'stupid'.

19 posted on 10/16/2019 7:46:33 PM PDT by pigsmith (Liberals can't make the connection between their politics and the decline of everything around them.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Yeah - they would’ve “gone all Bronson” on a guy...


20 posted on 10/17/2019 3:10:34 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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